Pleasing A Women
A new, special kind of store just opened up in a Manhatten shopping center. This store sells husbands, yes that's right - women can browse men from floors of choices.
Actually, there are 6 floors of men, and with an increase in the floor level bringing an positive attributes... a nifty setup - with a catch. As you open the door to any floor, you may choose a man from that floor but if you go up, you cannot go back down except to exit the building. Interesting, right?
So a young woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.
The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids. The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again.
The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking. "Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"
The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework. "Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight.
The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak. "Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes.
The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 7,548,652 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor only exists as proof that women are impossible to please.
What'd You Think?
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Rojik, you do have a floor…….. The basement……
this was really good
lol but dats true hey
tis true
yes it’s true that it is impossible to please a woman
they are emotional fools
thats true if only u let her know that u r not in the top floor! however if it is true its vice-vesa, don’t the men go for upper floors? so nothing to worry, its all the same.
A competitor opened open a wife shop across the street. The first floor has a sign that says “these women love sex.” No one has been to the second floor.
Mark thats great
cruel you do nt do that to women.and we aint hard to please we just think we deserve nothinh but greatness
wow you porchmonkeys
hmmm, i wonder what else these women are looking for
You have to go back to Adam&Eve. Even then she had to have that apple. Downhill for man from then on!
so never go about boasting and bragging about you girl man for you never know i am on the floor jus above you!
lol good 1 mark
women are most clever than u think
omG this is very funny, Mark would you shut your mouth if you have nothing to say, women shouldn’t be viewed as a sex object, they have so much than men to offer. think about your mother if you have a good one
Sasha, you should stay off the internet when your PMSing. It’s a joke.
wtf?! well, not all girls are hard to please. i’m not. haha.