Pleasing A Women
A new, special kind of store just opened up in a Manhatten shopping center. This store sells husbands, yes that’s right - women can browse men from floors of choices.
Actually, there are 6 floors of men, and with an increase in the floor level bringing an positive attributes… a nifty setup - with a catch. As you open the door to any floor, you may choose a man from that floor but if you go up, you cannot go back down except to exit the building. Interesting, right?
So a young woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The woman reads the sign and says to herself, “Well, that’s better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what’s further up?” So up she goes.
The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids. The woman remarks to herself, “That’s great, but I wonder what’s further up?” And up she goes again.
The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking. “Hmmm, better” she says. “But I wonder what’s upstairs?”
The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework. “Wow!” exclaims the woman, “very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!” And again she heads up another flight.
The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak. “Oh, mercy me! But just think… what must be awaiting me further on?” So up to the sixth floor she goes.
The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 7,548,652 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor only exists as proof that women are impossible to please.
What'd You Think?
(281 votes, average: 4.46 out of 5)
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March 16th, 2008 at 7:21 pm
I can personally attest to this, myself being a member of the 6th floor.
March 18th, 2008 at 7:19 am
IF SHE SAW ME EVEN ON THE 1ST FLOOR, SHE WOULD HAVE LOVED ME STILL
March 19th, 2008 at 1:57 pm
crap - where is my floor? Beer drinking redneck slobs?
March 20th, 2008 at 9:23 am
Grow up rojik,no woman wants a beer drinking redneck slob for a husband.
March 20th, 2008 at 2:07 pm
pfft im on the 7th floor Nubz
March 21st, 2008 at 11:56 am
Well if the beer drinking redneck slob was good in bed and had a job then I’d be all for the floor he’s on!
March 21st, 2008 at 5:12 pm
i hate all rednecks and hicks they’re gross and very ugly…especially if they live in Orick…
March 22nd, 2008 at 1:36 am
HAHA!!! thats a good joke…
March 23rd, 2008 at 11:25 am
I will give this 5 out of 5
March 24th, 2008 at 2:09 am
is it a joke or hard TRUTH ???????????
March 24th, 2008 at 9:39 am
that joke was one of the best
March 24th, 2008 at 8:41 pm
Isn’t that the truth…….always looking for something better can get you nothing in return!
March 24th, 2008 at 10:56 pm
hahaha nice
March 25th, 2008 at 12:31 am
Cold hard fact for real!
March 25th, 2008 at 4:48 pm
i think my husband Tony is all that and more i am very pleased
March 26th, 2008 at 1:21 am
amen!
March 30th, 2008 at 2:10 am
LOL WERD WE R BUT I LIKE DAT JOKE LMAO0
March 30th, 2008 at 9:30 am
good joke
April 7th, 2008 at 1:15 am
well nice one, but hey concerning mariage everyone will want the best pperson, with all tghe attributes……..loll
April 7th, 2008 at 7:51 pm
i’m on the 4th floor and i married 2,2000,0000 women lol
April 15th, 2008 at 5:51 pm
are there any good jokes on this dam site, i mean really they suck
April 21st, 2008 at 3:40 pm
dam man that’s harsh