Play Soldiers

In little Johnny's class at school, there's this kid with no arms or legs called Philip. Johnny knocks at the door of Philip's house and asks if Philip can come out to play soldiers. "Johnny, you know full well that Philip hasn't got any arms or legs," says his mother. "Yeah, I know that," says Johnny - "I [...]

Play Soldiers

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Play Soldiers was written by F&J Staff on Thursday, June 21st, 2007 at 11:39 amin Jokes, Little Johnny Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , What Our Soldiers Need To Know , How To Play Omaha Poker , Play Your Age , Play Where it Lies , Play It Where It Lies .

12 Comments to “Play Soldiers”

• Rhys says:

  September 20, 2007 at 4:12 am

  lol
• Princess says:

  September 21, 2007 at 4:39 am

  Aww thats so mean. Poor Kid
• erica says:

  October 3, 2007 at 9:28 am

  That is horrible! That little boys mom should have slapped johnny!
• FATASS says:

  November 1, 2007 at 11:44 am

  thats sad
• Sumne says:

  February 5, 2008 at 8:23 am

  its not a joke
• Alex says:

  May 4, 2008 at 6:54 pm

  Hey, do you know how Philip crosses the road? I’ll give you a hint. Thake the F out of Feet and the F out of Way.

  (It helps to say it out loud.)
• ~Jackiegrl~ says:

  November 8, 2008 at 7:47 pm

  Omfg… datz mean!
• kgirl924 says:

  December 27, 2008 at 9:51 pm

  not very nice to the kid with no arms and hands. People are actualy born that way. Now I can take a joke but still, it was mean.
• thunder says:

  January 7, 2009 at 1:41 pm

  lol so so fuunny
• ezzy says:

  March 18, 2009 at 5:53 pm

  , That Is So F*ckin Tight! I Would Have Rang The Cops On Johnny’s Parent’s For Allowin Him To Do That!
  I Can Take Jokes, But That Isn’t One! That’s A Horrific True Story! :s
• bunnie** says:

  April 2, 2009 at 10:13 pm

  That was far from funny it was jus dowh out rude
• adam says:

  May 13, 2009 at 11:49 am

  uber fail…