Play Soldiers
In little Johnny's class at school, there's this kid with no arms or legs called Philip.
Johnny knocks at the door of Philip's house and asks if Philip can come out to play soldiers.
"Johnny, you know full well that Philip hasn't got any arms or legs," says his mother.
"Yeah, I know that," says Johnny - "I was going to use him as a sandbag."
What'd You Think?
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lol
Aww thats so mean. Poor Kid
That is horrible! That little boys mom should have slapped johnny!
thats sad
its not a joke
Hey, do you know how Philip crosses the road? I’ll give you a hint. Thake the F out of Feet and the F out of Way.
(It helps to say it out loud.)
Omfg… datz mean!
not very nice to the kid with no arms and hands. People are actualy born that way. Now I can take a joke but still, it was mean.
lol so so fuunny
I Can Take Jokes, But That Isn’t One! That’s A Horrific True Story! :s
That was far from funny it was jus dowh out rude
uber fail…