Play Soldiers

In little Johnny’s class at school, there’s this kid with no arms or legs called Philip.

Johnny knocks at the door of Philip’s house and asks if Philip can come out to play soldiers.

“Johnny, you know full well that Philip hasn’t got any arms or legs,” says his mother.

“Yeah, I know that,” says Johnny - “I was going to use him as a sandbag.”

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Play Soldiers was written by F&J Staff on Thursday, June 21st, 2007 at 11:39 am. It was filed under Jokes, Little Johnny Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the Comments RSS feed. You may also be interested in reading ,  Little Johnny Wants Some Ice Cream,  Gotcha!,  What Our Soldiers Need To Know,  Bedroom Golf Rules,  Speedy Golfer.