Play Soldiers
In little Johnny’s class at school, there’s this kid with no arms or legs called Philip.
Johnny knocks at the door of Philip’s house and asks if Philip can come out to play soldiers.
“Johnny, you know full well that Philip hasn’t got any arms or legs,” says his mother.
“Yeah, I know that,” says Johnny - “I was going to use him as a sandbag.”
What'd You Think?


(21 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)
September 20th, 2007 at 4:12 am
lol
September 21st, 2007 at 4:39 am
Aww thats so mean. Poor Kid
October 3rd, 2007 at 9:28 am
That is horrible! That little boys mom should have slapped johnny!
November 1st, 2007 at 11:44 am
thats sad
February 5th, 2008 at 8:23 am
its not a joke
May 4th, 2008 at 6:54 pm
Hey, do you know how Philip crosses the road? I’ll give you a hint. Thake the F out of Feet and the F out of Way.
(It helps to say it out loud.)