A Pirate Joke
With all the pirates hijacking ships for ransom and stuff like that going on in the news, I figured we’d throw out a pirate joke for your reading pleasure… Argg!
Pirate Walks Into A Bar
So this pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. Confused, the bartender asks “Hey bud, why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?”
“I don’t know” the pirate says, “but it’s driving me nuts!”
PS – why do they even call them pirates? You know, those Somali boat hijackers? They don’t have wooden legs, they don’t captain huge sailboats or have parrots on their shoulders. They’re skinny little black men with AK-47’s. Discuss.
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bec the def of a pirate is someone who hijacks boats for profit
They’re “pirates” because of what they do, not because of what they look like.
I thought ‘pirates’ was an excercise class!
Uh, yea that’d be ‘pilates’
Duh, it was a joke.
Yes and a very nice joke at that
well, the pirates used these to make them look more fierce.. i dont know why the parrot.dont look scary to me. but maybe for messages.
Lots of facial hair and they could call themselves the blackbeards.
okaii well sure in movies there all dressed up like that buhh i didn’t even know “pirates” were real i always thought of them as movie characters!!!?????
there call they call themselfs pirates because they like the letter “r” but there called pilots
Rubbish!
It’s a really funny joke,and yeah they ara not pirates they are just criminals on the high seas.
u dont have to be all dressed up 2 b a pirate. I dated a pirate once… well he wuz dressed up as one anyhow… interesting hallowen… off topic. they are still pirates
This is racist: little black Men
Correct me if I’m wrong, but there haven’t been any “white” Samali pirates yet.
I think they just plundered into it
“They’re skinny little black men with AK-47’s” how can you let somebody post this!!
because it’s true? O.o
hey um joe, thats not the definiton of pirates xD
any plunderer, predator, etc.: confidence men, slumlords, and other pirates.
xP
oh and yea i agree with matt xD it is true xD
Acctually it’s not just little black pirates, theres also white pirates and indian pirate and pretty much every culture there is, i did a paper on pirates once and it told me all the kinds of pirates and it told me some of the famous pirates which were mostly white.
really funny joke
pi⋅rate /ˈpaɪrət/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [pahy-ruht] Show IPA noun, verb, -rat⋅ed, -rat⋅ing.
–noun 1. a person who robs or commits illegal violence at sea or on the shores of the sea.
2. a ship used by such persons.
3. any plunderer, predator, etc.: confidence men, slumlords, and other pirates.
4. a person who uses or reproduces the work or invention of another without authorization.
5. Also called pirate stream. Geology. a stream that diverts into its own flow the headwaters of another stream, river, etc.
–verb (used with object) 6. to commit piracy upon; plunder; rob.
7. to take by piracy: to pirate gold.
8. to use or reproduce (a book, an invention, etc.) without authorization or legal right: to pirate hit records.
9. to take or entice away for one’s own use: Our competitor is trying to pirate our best salesman.
–verb (used without object) 10. to commit or practice piracy.
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Origin:
1250–1300; ME < L pīrāta < Gk peirāts, equiv. to peirā-, var. s. of peirân to attack + -tēs agent n. suffix
Related forms:
pi⋅rate⋅like, adjective
pi⋅rat⋅i⋅cal /paɪˈrætɪkəl, pɪ-/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [pahy-rat-i-kuhl, pi-] Show IPA , pi⋅rat⋅ic, adjective
pi⋅rat⋅i⋅cal⋅ly, adverb
Synonyms:
1. freebooter, buccaneer, corsair, plunderer.
That was probably the gayest thing i have ever had the dis pleasure of hearing. Not only was it retarded but u need to go die. end of storry.
I think this joke is very funny i started to laugh so much that i came so what do u think now becuz its a mother fvk!ng
wow that was lame
I take serious offence to the “little black men” statement… what colour they are is not the issue, your joke was funny but your P.S comment in the end was un-called-for!! it just shows how ignorant you are thinking that pirates should look as they are dipicted in cartoons, with sticks for legs and one eye. Grow up you racist!!
I’m sure the smart ones won’t feel offended:
Are you all Americans ? (I don’t really care whether black or white ) 
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Wow, this many stupid people in one place
It’s just a joke!!! (even the comment which refers to a partial reality was a joke !!!) And a funny one, thanks!
Arggggg! Respect ‘em pirates
Is the funny part where the pirate walks into the bar?i get it !!!!!! haaa haaa
i dont get it
ya know what quit arguing and shouting over the computer! THE WHOLE THING, EVEN THE PS COMMENT, IS A JOKE! thats what the site is here for! jokes! its not racist, its not ignorant, its just funny, and thats all. also, now that ive finished my lecture, i will point out to treasure and everyone else that the funny part is that the wheel is down his PANTS and it is driving his NUTS.
(cartoon pirate talk, me=my)
thats funny man big up 2u but i hope u not a white man coz if u r thas not and 2u f&j stuff u so stupid man how can u say that abt a black man !! u monkey face !!!!!!!!!!!
I’m sure if you’ve looked around the site there’s a fair bit of jokes about white men as well; along with mexicans, asians, catholics, athiests etc… it’s a sad world, when we have to be so careful as to how things are worded, as not to give anyone a reason to claim they were offended.
I dont find it remotely funny nor is this site. This site does not contain any funny jokes adn whoever comes up with jokes needs some comedic help. Honestly none of these jokes are laugh out loud funny at al. It’s just like “oh, someone actually wrote something this retarded?’
This site needs some help, perhaps you can ask katt Williams for help, hes funny!
simple… pirates are theives on water.
Someone asked me the other day ” Why are Piates so cool”
I Replied ” Cos they Arrrrggghhh “
Haha, people need to chill. My boyfriend is black and he wasn’t offended at all. And besides, they didn’t say all pirates that ever existed were white, they were talking about the particular Somali (sp?) on the news, who just so happened to be little black men with ak’s. It is what they were. It’s not racist. It was a fact. Stop being offended at everything. And the people posting about how much this site sucks, stop looking at it. It obviously interests you enough to say something.
By the way, I liked the joke
That second part was discrimination! I mean, they’re not just using AKs! They’re also using RPGs. So what, just because they’re mostly black and a lot of them have AKs means that the RPGs they’re using don’t deserve any love? This joke makes me sick.
When does a person become black or white or does all people from Africa black can you call a African from Eqypt black?So just like in somali are they black or white or arabic what determines ones color?
Mwafrica- Actually, what determines a persons colour is what colour they are. You would probably call an African Eqyptian (?) black, because in all likelyhood, they would be black.
And anyway, Somalians are black, thats not offensive, because it’s true.
And they’re pirates, on rations or something. Thin.
They need weapons.
So they are thin, they are black, and they are carrying AKs.
Why are we offended again?
LOL, good joke…
what do you call a black pirate?
a nigg-AAAARRRRRRRGGGHHHHH
…what? it was contextually appropriate
Its getting quite pathetic that someone, somewhere has to turn every publicised joke/statement into a racist/sexist/agist/whateverist debate.
People need to grow up and stop living the lie that everyone, everywhere, is and always has been a total racist or varying other prejudiced type.
Frankly, half the idiots posting about the “little black men with AKs” comment being supposedly racist, claiming its an insult to them, were probably white do-gooders anyways, who are a much, much more dangerous bunch.
This is, and has been for the last… oh … 5 years or so, getting old.
great joke,had me on the office floor!