A Pirate Joke

With all the pirates hijacking ships for ransom and stuff like that going on in the news, I figured we'd throw out a pirate joke for your reading pleasure... Argg!

Pirate Walks Into A Bar

So this pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. Confused, the bartender asks "Hey bud, why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?"

"I don't know" the pirate says, "but it's driving me nuts!"

PS - why do they even call them pirates? You know, those Somali boat hijackers? They don't have wooden legs, they don't captain huge sailboats or have parrots on their shoulders. They're skinny little black men with AK-47's. Discuss.

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A Pirate Joke was written by F&J Staff on Thursday, April 16th, 2009 at 10:25 amin Bar Jokes, Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Pirate In A Bar , Flea Joke , Only If (Hillary Joke) , Barack Hussein Obama, Can’t We Joke About Him? , Joke Books .