A Pirate Joke
With all the pirates hijacking ships for ransom and stuff like that going on in the news, I figured we'd throw out a pirate joke for your reading pleasure... Argg!
Pirate Walks Into A Bar
So this pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. Confused, the bartender asks "Hey bud, why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?"
"I don't know" the pirate says, "but it's driving me nuts!"
PS - why do they even call them pirates? You know, those Somali boat hijackers? They don't have wooden legs, they don't captain huge sailboats or have parrots on their shoulders. They're skinny little black men with AK-47's. Discuss.
What'd You Think?
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Racism is an awesome topic. i love discussing it.
How come if a black guy calls you a skinny little white boy its ok?
and when you call him a fat blackie, he gets his trousers in a knot and gets half the bloody mongrel mob (NZ Gang) onto you
Whats the difference between pirates & vikings? I belive vikings were from Netherlands.
F*** u bob birschaw
funny joke but i dont find the somali link appropraite. The captain who got shot dead was my grandmother’s neighbour
sad Nat
feel 4 u……..
You’re lying Nat I dont believe a dam word you say
you stupidy pighead white boy fu*k u
I guess Bob was right1!
@ Kurt Angle
No, the vikings didn’t come from the Netherlands, they were scandinavian, wich means they came from Norway, Finland, Denmark or Sweden.
But it was all about stealing other peoples properties, altough pirates used to take over other ships and their belongings and Vikings were more about taking other peoples land and properties (and raping all the women).
that was a dumb joke