Pirate In A Bar
A young sailor was sitting in a bar having a few drinks when he looks over and sees a pirate. The pirate has a wooden peg-leg, a hook for a hand, and patch over his eye. Unable to resist, the sailor asks “How’d you end up with a peg-leg?”
“I was swept overboard during a fierce storm,” says the pirate. “and a bloody shark bit off me whole darn leg!”
“Holy cow!” said the sailor. “What about the hook, how’d you get that?”
“Me crew and I were boarding an enemy ship, a fierce sword battle ensued. One of them cut me darn arm!”
“Absolutely incredible!” gasped the sailor. “And the eye patch, tell me how you got that?”
“A bloody seagull dropping fell into me eye,” replied the pirate.
“Umm, you lost your eye to a seagull dropping?” asked the sailor, admonished.
Embarassed, the pirate answered “It was me first day with the hook.”
What'd You Think?
(154 votes, average: 3.66 out of 5)
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March 23rd, 2008 at 1:58 pm
rofl!!!
awesome stuff grats
March 24th, 2008 at 12:56 am
FUNNY!!!!!!
i didnt get it for a bit but i think its halairios!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
March 25th, 2008 at 3:31 am
hilarious i swear i laughed
March 25th, 2008 at 9:55 pm
hahhahaah
tottaly funny
March 25th, 2008 at 9:56 pm
my sister said it was lame but i was ROTFLMAO(ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING MY ASS OFF)^^^MAKING SURE
March 27th, 2008 at 11:27 pm
i’m a homophobic ninny lol no lies
March 27th, 2008 at 11:28 pm
who really hasn’t heard this joke?
*contempt
March 30th, 2008 at 1:06 am
lol, heard it before, but different
March 30th, 2008 at 6:08 am
if u haven’t heard before its reaaally funny !!!!!
March 31st, 2008 at 4:06 pm
LOLOLOLOLOL!!! That sucks!
April 1st, 2008 at 7:52 pm
Thought that was pretty funny
April 4th, 2008 at 12:30 am
hahahaha good one
April 22nd, 2008 at 12:13 pm
funny but not joke material