Comments on: Pickup Line Responses http://www.funnyandjokes.com/pickup-line-responses.html Browse literally thousands of totally free funny jokes, riddles, cartoons, pictures, videos and more. Most popular humor and joke blog on the internet. Wed, 08 Feb 2012 08:05:13 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.2 By: Stevie Rae http://www.funnyandjokes.com/pickup-line-responses.html/comment-page-1#comment-32026 Stevie Rae Sun, 12 Jun 2011 19:19:46 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/blog/?p=69#comment-32026 Ha. I will so use these. Ha. I will so use these.

]]> By: cheesy chat up lines http://www.funnyandjokes.com/pickup-line-responses.html/comment-page-1#comment-31773 cheesy chat up lines Sun, 03 Apr 2011 16:58:25 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/blog/?p=69#comment-31773 I think they're funny, but there should be some that at least let the conversation go forward. If you think about it, how many guys have the girls here approached in their entire lives? It takes some serious balls (pun intended), and sometimes they're just having a good time. The creepy ones, feel free to shut them down. Takes some serious fallopian tubes not to be mean about it, though. I think they’re funny, but there should be some that at least let the conversation go forward. If you think about it, how many guys have the girls here approached in their entire lives? It takes some serious balls (pun intended), and sometimes they’re just having a good time.

The creepy ones, feel free to shut them down. Takes some serious fallopian tubes not to be mean about it, though.

]]> By: summer http://www.funnyandjokes.com/pickup-line-responses.html/comment-page-1#comment-31705 summer Sun, 20 Mar 2011 16:50:42 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/blog/?p=69#comment-31705 LMPO these are my personal facourite: Do you mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted? did you just fart?…. cause u blow me away!.! If u were a booger id pick you First…. :) Kiss me if I am wrong, but isn't your name (take a guess) ...Janice???? Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again? So can I buy you a drink or should I just give you the 3 bucks? LMPO
these are my personal facourite:
Do you mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted?
did you just fart?…. cause u blow me away!.!
If u were a booger id pick you First…. :)
Kiss me if I am wrong, but isn’t your name (take a guess) …Janice????
Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again?
So can I buy you a drink or should I just give you the 3 bucks?

]]> By: shoop-bang-flobble-wop http://www.funnyandjokes.com/pickup-line-responses.html/comment-page-1#comment-30055 shoop-bang-flobble-wop Thu, 21 Oct 2010 10:19:53 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/blog/?p=69#comment-30055 rofl these will be handy! rofl these will be handy!

]]> By: Maddi http://www.funnyandjokes.com/pickup-line-responses.html/comment-page-1#comment-29749 Maddi Fri, 24 Sep 2010 13:09:00 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/blog/?p=69#comment-29749 usually, i just respond by saying"i really admire someone like you, willing to go out of their way to speak to a hot girl, and put yourself out there, knowing you're going to look like a jerk..." usually, i just respond by saying”i really admire someone like you, willing to go out of their way to speak to a hot girl, and put yourself out there, knowing you’re going to look like a jerk…”

]]> By: Taisho http://www.funnyandjokes.com/pickup-line-responses.html/comment-page-1#comment-28525 Taisho Wed, 14 Jul 2010 01:21:34 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/blog/?p=69#comment-28525 Holy shiza! God is Dead -- Nietzsche, I freakin' love you! I think I laughed for a full minute reading your response to ru bec uh. Anyway, I think these lines are hilarious! I definitely need to use them in some of my stories! <3 Holy shiza! God is Dead — Nietzsche, I freakin’ love you! I think I laughed for a full minute reading your response to ru bec uh.

Anyway, I think these lines are hilarious! I definitely need to use them in some of my stories! <3

]]> By: Kayea & Mark http://www.funnyandjokes.com/pickup-line-responses.html/comment-page-1#comment-27431 Kayea & Mark Sat, 01 May 2010 13:30:49 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/blog/?p=69#comment-27431 Boy: What floats your boat? Girl: Water Boy: Can I be that water? Girl: Why? Boy: Because a relationship needs water to float on..! Any good me & my mate made that up and imma girl lol :) Boy: What floats your boat?
Girl: Water
Boy: Can I be that water?
Girl: Why?
Boy: Because a relationship needs water to float on..!

Any good me & my mate made that up
and imma girl lol :)

]]> By: MCJELLIN http://www.funnyandjokes.com/pickup-line-responses.html/comment-page-1#comment-26497 MCJELLIN Thu, 18 Mar 2010 17:26:53 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/blog/?p=69#comment-26497 Are u a parkin ticket cause you got fine written all over you!.! I need my library card cause i am checkin you out!.! did you just fart?.... cause u blow me away!.! If u were a booger id pick you First.... :) Are u a parkin ticket cause you got fine written all over you!.!
I need my library card cause i am checkin you out!.!
did you just fart?…. cause u blow me away!.!
If u were a booger id pick you First…. :)

]]> By: McLovin' http://www.funnyandjokes.com/pickup-line-responses.html/comment-page-1#comment-24852 McLovin' Sun, 20 Dec 2009 09:02:11 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/blog/?p=69#comment-24852 Wanna play house? You can be the screen door, and I'll slam you all night. Shag me if I'm wrong but isn't your name Gretchen? Your name must be Mickey, because your so fine. Your father must have been a drug dealer, 'cause your dope! Your father must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns. Your father must have been a mechanic, 'cause you've got a nicely tuned body. Your father must have been a "mentos", 'cause you're mint! Your father must have been a chef, 'cause your smokin'! Your father must have been a heat radiator, 'cause you've melted my icy heart. Your father must have been a musician, 'cause you make heart's beat faster. Wanna play house? You can be the screen door, and I’ll slam you all night.
Shag me if I’m wrong but isn’t your name Gretchen?
Your name must be Mickey, because your so fine.
Your father must have been a drug dealer, ’cause your dope!
Your father must have been a baker, ’cause you’ve got a nice set of buns.
Your father must have been a mechanic, ’cause you’ve got a nicely tuned body.
Your father must have been a “mentos”, ’cause you’re mint!
Your father must have been a chef, ’cause your smokin’!
Your father must have been a heat radiator, ’cause you’ve melted my icy heart.
Your father must have been a musician, ’cause you make heart’s beat faster.

]]> By: Veron http://www.funnyandjokes.com/pickup-line-responses.html/comment-page-1#comment-23706 Veron Thu, 22 Oct 2009 01:54:21 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/blog/?p=69#comment-23706 OMG this is hilarious OMG this is hilarious

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