Comments on: Pickup Line Responses

By: MCJELLIN

MCJELLIN — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 17:26:53 +0000

Are u a parkin ticket cause you got fine written all over you!.!
I need my library card cause i am checkin you out!.!
did you just fart?…. cause u blow me away!.!
If u were a booger id pick you First….

By: McLovin'

McLovin' — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 09:02:11 +0000

Wanna play house? You can be the screen door, and I’ll slam you all night.
Shag me if I’m wrong but isn’t your name Gretchen?
Your name must be Mickey, because your so fine.
Your father must have been a drug dealer, ’cause your dope!
Your father must have been a baker, ’cause you’ve got a nice set of buns.
Your father must have been a mechanic, ’cause you’ve got a nicely tuned body.
Your father must have been a “mentos”, ’cause you’re mint!
Your father must have been a chef, ’cause your smokin’!
Your father must have been a heat radiator, ’cause you’ve melted my icy heart.
Your father must have been a musician, ’cause you make heart’s beat faster.

By: Veron

Veron — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 01:54:21 +0000

OMG this is hilarious

By: God is Dead -- Nietzsche

God is Dead -- Nietzsche — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 03:18:50 +0000

Ru Bec UH—
You are the antithesis of what is a normal person. There is a severe mental issue with you, such as a severe mental retardation. This retardation may be the cause of your low-self esteem, and your messed up looks. You will never need to use these anti-pick-up lines because you will never be asked out. My deepest apologies, Ru Bec Uh. You are an absolute idiot. Good Luck!

By: ru bec uh

ru bec uh — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 22:07:18 +0000

OMGEE. THESE R SO NOT AH-MAZING. I HAVE HERD 2000000000X BETTER! HERES 1
BOY: WHAT SIGN WERE YOU BORN UNDER.
GIRL: IDK. A HOSPITAL SIGN, I GUESS

By: i_luv_him

i_luv_him — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 01:41:20 +0000

omg lmao those r funny and yea, guysll probabaly come up wit more, but scince wemen r smarter we will think off more & better comebacks ^-^ haha <3

By: Anti Christ

Anti Christ — Sun, 11 Nov 2007 14:32:15 +0000

lol i lagh at pickup lines because some people are actually stupid enough to use them but these, THESE ARE GOLDEN!!!!!
ps… im male

By: erica

erica — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 14:03:19 +0000

guys are always coming up with new stupid pick up lines! The list definately needs to continue……but try not to give them any ideas cuz i hear too many stupid pick up lines already! Really gets old! At least try to be original guys!

By: Pinkey

Pinkey — Sat, 29 Sep 2007 01:22:20 +0000

hahahahaha, I love those jokes

By: I like Wolves

I like Wolves — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 13:59:40 +0000

Probably will girls but i’m sure guys will always come up with new stuff, so you may need more