Pickup Line Responses
These are suggestions for women responding to pick up lines... Male: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put I and U togather Female: Oh really, because if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put F and U together. Male: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Female: did it hurt when they kicked [...]
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that was funny…i might have to use a few…
freakin hilarious
These will most definitely come in handy some day. =)
Probably will girls but i’m sure guys will always come up with new stuff, so you may need more
hahahahaha, I love those jokes
guys are always coming up with new stupid pick up lines! The list definately needs to continue……but try not to give them any ideas cuz i hear too many stupid pick up lines already! Really gets old! At least try to be original guys!
lol i lagh at pickup lines because some people are actually stupid enough to use them but these, THESE ARE GOLDEN!!!!!
ps… im male
omg lmao those r funny and yea, guysll probabaly come up wit more, but scince wemen r smarter we will think off more & better comebacks ^-^ haha <3
OMGEE. THESE R SO NOT AH-MAZING. I HAVE HERD 2000000000X BETTER! HERES 1
BOY: WHAT SIGN WERE YOU BORN UNDER.
GIRL: IDK. A HOSPITAL SIGN, I GUESS
Ru Bec UH—
You are the antithesis of what is a normal person. There is a severe mental issue with you, such as a severe mental retardation. This retardation may be the cause of your low-self esteem, and your messed up looks. You will never need to use these anti-pick-up lines because you will never be asked out. My deepest apologies, Ru Bec Uh. You are an absolute idiot. Good Luck!
OMG this is hilarious
Wanna play house? You can be the screen door, and I’ll slam you all night.
Shag me if I’m wrong but isn’t your name Gretchen?
Your name must be Mickey, because your so fine.
Your father must have been a drug dealer, ’cause your dope!
Your father must have been a baker, ’cause you’ve got a nice set of buns.
Your father must have been a mechanic, ’cause you’ve got a nicely tuned body.
Your father must have been a “mentos”, ’cause you’re mint!
Your father must have been a chef, ’cause your smokin’!
Your father must have been a heat radiator, ’cause you’ve melted my icy heart.
Your father must have been a musician, ’cause you make heart’s beat faster.
Are u a parkin ticket cause you got fine written all over you!.!
I need my library card cause i am checkin you out!.!
did you just fart?…. cause u blow me away!.!
If u were a booger id pick you First….
Boy: What floats your boat?
Girl: Water
Boy: Can I be that water?
Girl: Why?
Boy: Because a relationship needs water to float on..!
Any good me & my mate made that up
and imma girl lol
Holy shiza! God is Dead — Nietzsche, I freakin’ love you! I think I laughed for a full minute reading your response to ru bec uh.
Anyway, I think these lines are hilarious! I definitely need to use them in some of my stories! <3
usually, i just respond by saying”i really admire someone like you, willing to go out of their way to speak to a hot girl, and put yourself out there, knowing you’re going to look like a jerk…”
rofl these will be handy!
LMPO
these are my personal facourite:
Do you mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted?
did you just fart?…. cause u blow me away!.!
If u were a booger id pick you First….
Kiss me if I am wrong, but isn’t your name (take a guess) …Janice????
Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again?
So can I buy you a drink or should I just give you the 3 bucks?
I think they’re funny, but there should be some that at least let the conversation go forward. If you think about it, how many guys have the girls here approached in their entire lives? It takes some serious balls (pun intended), and sometimes they’re just having a good time.
The creepy ones, feel free to shut them down. Takes some serious fallopian tubes not to be mean about it, though.
Ha. I will so use these.