Pickup Line Responses
These are suggestions for women responding to pick up lines...
Male: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put I and U togather
Female: Oh really, because if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put F and U
together.
Male: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Female: did it hurt when they kicked you out of hell?
He says [...]
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that was funny…i might have to use a few…
freakin hilarious
These will most definitely come in handy some day. =)
Probably will girls but i’m sure guys will always come up with new stuff, so you may need more
hahahahaha, I love those jokes
guys are always coming up with new stupid pick up lines! The list definately needs to continue……but try not to give them any ideas cuz i hear too many stupid pick up lines already! Really gets old! At least try to be original guys!
lol i lagh at pickup lines because some people are actually stupid enough to use them but these, THESE ARE GOLDEN!!!!!
ps… im male
omg lmao those r funny and yea, guysll probabaly come up wit more, but scince wemen r smarter we will think off more & better comebacks ^-^ haha <3
OMGEE. THESE R SO NOT AH-MAZING. I HAVE HERD 2000000000X BETTER! HERES 1
BOY: WHAT SIGN WERE YOU BORN UNDER.
GIRL: IDK. A HOSPITAL SIGN, I GUESS
Ru Bec UH—
You are the antithesis of what is a normal person. There is a severe mental issue with you, such as a severe mental retardation. This retardation may be the cause of your low-self esteem, and your messed up looks. You will never need to use these anti-pick-up lines because you will never be asked out. My deepest apologies, Ru Bec Uh. You are an absolute idiot. Good Luck!
OMG this is hilarious
Wanna play house? You can be the screen door, and I’ll slam you all night.
Shag me if I’m wrong but isn’t your name Gretchen?
Your name must be Mickey, because your so fine.
Your father must have been a drug dealer, ’cause your dope!
Your father must have been a baker, ’cause you’ve got a nice set of buns.
Your father must have been a mechanic, ’cause you’ve got a nicely tuned body.
Your father must have been a “mentos”, ’cause you’re mint!
Your father must have been a chef, ’cause your smokin’!
Your father must have been a heat radiator, ’cause you’ve melted my icy heart.
Your father must have been a musician, ’cause you make heart’s beat faster.
Are u a parkin ticket cause you got fine written all over you!.!
I need my library card cause i am checkin you out!.!
did you just fart?…. cause u blow me away!.!
If u were a booger id pick you First….