Pickup Line Responses

These are suggestions for women responding to pick up lines... Male: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put I and U togather Female: Oh really, because if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put F and U together. Male: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Female: did it hurt when they kicked you out of hell? He says [...]

Pickup Line Responses

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Pickup Line Responses was written by F&J Staff on Monday, June 18th, 2007 at 10:47 pmin Female Jokes, Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Top 10 Corniest Pickup Lines, Top 10 Corniest Redneck Pickup Lines, Walk The Line, Talking Parrots With Foul Mouths, Female Reindeer.

11 Comments to “Pickup Line Responses”

• clashing-zodiac says:

  August 5, 2007 at 2:19 am

  that was funny…i might have to use a few…
• jackie says:

  August 5, 2007 at 2:08 pm

  freakin hilarious
• Emily says:

  September 15, 2007 at 7:38 pm

  These will most definitely come in handy some day. =)
• I like Wolves says:

  September 18, 2007 at 9:59 am

  Probably will girls but i’m sure guys will always come up with new stuff, so you may need more
• Pinkey says:

  September 28, 2007 at 9:22 pm

  hahahahaha, I love those jokes
• erica says:

  October 1, 2007 at 10:03 am

  guys are always coming up with new stupid pick up lines! The list definately needs to continue……but try not to give them any ideas cuz i hear too many stupid pick up lines already! Really gets old! At least try to be original guys!
• Anti Christ says:

  November 11, 2007 at 10:32 am

  lol i lagh at pickup lines because some people are actually stupid enough to use them but these, THESE ARE GOLDEN!!!!!
  ps… im male
• i_luv_him says:

  January 28, 2008 at 9:41 pm

  omg lmao those r funny and yea, guysll probabaly come up wit more, but scince wemen r smarter we will think off more & better comebacks ^-^ haha <3
• ru bec uh says:

  February 19, 2008 at 6:07 pm

  OMGEE. THESE R SO NOT AH-MAZING. I HAVE HERD 2000000000X BETTER! HERES 1
  BOY: WHAT SIGN WERE YOU BORN UNDER.
  GIRL: IDK. A HOSPITAL SIGN, I GUESS
• God is Dead -- Nietzsche says:

  February 12, 2009 at 10:18 pm

  Ru Bec UH—
  You are the antithesis of what is a normal person. There is a severe mental issue with you, such as a severe mental retardation. This retardation may be the cause of your low-self esteem, and your messed up looks. You will never need to use these anti-pick-up lines because you will never be asked out. My deepest apologies, Ru Bec Uh. You are an absolute idiot. Good Luck!
• Veron says:

  October 21, 2009 at 8:54 pm

  OMG this is hilarious