Physicians: a. The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000. b. Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000. c. Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171. (Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept. of Health &Human Services) Now think about this . . . Guns: a. The number of gun owners in the U.S. is [...]
Physicians vs Gun Owners
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Physicians vs Gun Owners was written by F&J Staff on Monday, June 25th, 2007 at 5:16 pmin Doctor Jokes, Jokes.
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Is this true???
what a dumbass, no
this is fu(ked up
That’s hilarious, and I’d be willing to bet that it’s true.
That was quite good. specially the part after the lawyers. Good one .
That was quite good. especially the part that asked “is this true???”.good one
This is absolutely true but the information is a bit dated. I first saw this about 6 years ago through viral e-mail humor.
perhaps it is, but add in the deliberate deaths caused by doctors and gun owners and the number changes dramatically
ACCIDENTAL deaths only? What about ones done with intention?
Are you seriously comparing accidental deaths to a problem caused because of crimes done with intent?
Seriously?
Dumbass.
It’s a JOKE people.
Oh yes, of course, doctors are definitely dangerous! they are definitely out to kill their patients. They aren’t trying to help people, that is just ridiculous. lol.
hmmm now lets do a life improved / saved tally
Wow, you people are obscenely stupid, this is funny as hell
I have a doctors appointment coming up! JK!