Peter And The Cross
Jesus Christ is dying on the cross, his disciples are gathered around, crying. Peter looks up and notices that Jesus seems to be calling him, "Peter, come hither!"
Immediately Peter rushes over to the cross, only to be hit severely over the head by the roman guard. He gets on his feet again and wants to [...]
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WEEEEAK!!
good one !!!!!!
lol.. that’s for denying him 3 times. =P
This is a stupid joke from a heathen mind.The elements of possibility and plausibility are what make a joke believable.This is not a joke.Please leave Jesus out of your jokes if you don’t know him-if you are not a true christian with a pure mind in which case pure,good,yet interesting jokes will flow from your mind.Here’s one-:
one apostle to another:why did Jesus ask us to become like children if we want to go to heaven ?
2nd apostle:so that it will not be too burdensome for him to carry us!
stupid joke leave jesus out of this
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bukki;
You’ve been squeezing your jesus book so hard that you’ve lost circulation to your brain. your joke is not funny, but i can’t blaim you, you have been brainwashed into a fundementilest mind set. It usualy just annoys me when i see religous people, but when i see people like you, it just makes me sad. You were never able to think for yourself, never had a true life…such a waste.
Oh, and if you expected to click on too relgous joke thinking it would be ‘jokes for the religous’ then i’m sorry too dissapoint. perhaps if you look on google for some black guys getting burnt to death or some homosexual getting stabbed you might find something that tickles your fancy.
funny, ellen, u sound like the fundamentalist. You’re annoyed when u see religious people. That hardly sounds neutral. It means u took it personal with bukki because she’s religious and ur not, and not on the merit of what she said.
If ur saying that only atheists can have a ‘true’ life that is not ‘wasted’, then u should be sad for urself
I am a christian and i think its very funny. Nothing personal, God’s people. We just have to continue praying for them. HA HA
Wow he just posted a joke give the guy a break.
Ellen,
Idk what your deal is, but you seem to know alot, so i have a question for you that i hope you’ll answer….Why do we live? what’s our goal? our purpose?,
Lil Deamer23,
Ill have the pleasure of answering those question for you.
1.) No idea you could commit suicide if you want to… really no one will stop you.
2.)We have no freaking goal – we eat, shit, sleep and work thats our goal.. ahh get over yourselves.
3.) We have no purpose, we are only the fluke of the universe… our being on this planet, this universe is only by chance as the conditions were any different we would not exist.
Why do people think that the universe operates in such a way that the question of “why” and “what” is meaningful? As far as I can tell, it’s not.
yo “beacon”. GO TO CHURCH. you sound like a freaking emo. not that i have anything against therm but dear GOD! maybe if you see it gods way you’ll find some meaning. sheesh.
it was sort of disrespectful as to being with Jesus but it was funny but i thin you could have used a different scene.
9 out of 10!Loved it. aint nothing heathen bout it,that’s why we call them jokes,not to be taken literally,dah!
Why do people take offence when jokes are made about Jesus, but laugh when they themselves make jokes about Islam and Juduism?
Hahaha.
if u dont want to read funny jesus jokes y are u on the religious jocks page.
Shut up, its just a joke not real. If you dont like it dont say anything, and give the real world a break from your whining.
P.S. Lil Dreamer, no one know the answers to those questions. There are a theorys but no positive answer so dont bother asking ok?
not that good theres a vampire bat joke like this