Peter And The Cross


Jesus Christ is dying on the cross, his disciples are gathered around, crying. Peter looks up and notices that Jesus seems to be calling him, “Peter, come hither!”

Immediately Peter rushes over to the cross, only to be hit severely over the head by the roman guard. He gets on his feet again and wants to return to the other disciples when he hears Jesus calling again, “Peter, come hither!”

So, again Peter tries to climb the cross to get to his lord, when the roman soldier draws his sword and chops Peter’s arm off. Peter is getting a little pissed and wants to go back to his buddies, but again Jesus summons. The roman guard can’t believe that Peter is trying yet AGAIN to climb to the cross, and chops off another arm. Peter is now covered in blood and demented from the blow to the head and wants to call it a day. Jesus hoarsly croaks, “Peter, please, come to me!”

By now, the roman guard is tired of chopping limbs, so he lets Peter be. The faithful disciple struggles to climb the cross (without arms mind you) and after a long while he finally arrives at his Lord’s side. Hurting, suffering, bleeding, Peter looks into his Master’s eyes and asks, “yes, my Lord. What is it?” Jesus smiles lovingly and looks off into the distance as a weak smile plays across his face, “Look Peter, I can see your house from here!”

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Peter And The Cross was written by F&J Staff on Wednesday, July 2nd, 2008 at 10:46 am. It was filed under Jokes, Religious Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the Comments RSS feed. You may also be interested in reading ,  Third Man To Walk On Water,  The Pope In Heaven,  Excessive Billing,  A Petty Thief, a Teacher and a Lawyer,  Deathly Illness.


7 Responses to “Peter And The Cross”

  1. jake Says:
    July 3rd, 2008 at 8:43 pm

    WEEEEAK!!

  2. charlie Says:
    July 9th, 2008 at 7:06 am

    good one !!!!!!

  3. james Says:
    July 10th, 2008 at 1:10 am

    lol.. that’s for denying him 3 times. =P

  4. Bukki Olujide Says:
    July 30th, 2008 at 10:55 am

    This is a stupid joke from a heathen mind.The elements of possibility and plausibility are what make a joke believable.This is not a joke.Please leave Jesus out of your jokes if you don’t know him-if you are not a true christian with a pure mind in which case pure,good,yet interesting jokes will flow from your mind.Here’s one-:
    one apostle to another:why did Jesus ask us to become like children if we want to go to heaven ?
    2nd apostle:so that it will not be too burdensome for him to carry us!

  5. desire Says:
    August 22nd, 2008 at 12:14 am

    stupid joke leave jesus out of this

  6. kishi Says:
    September 10th, 2008 at 11:44 pm

    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  7. Ellen Says:
    September 15th, 2008 at 2:05 pm

    bukki;
    You’ve been squeezing your jesus book so hard that you’ve lost circulation to your brain. your joke is not funny, but i can’t blaim you, you have been brainwashed into a fundementilest mind set. It usualy just annoys me when i see religous people, but when i see people like you, it just makes me sad. You were never able to think for yourself, never had a true life…such a waste.
    Oh, and if you expected to click on too relgous joke thinking it would be ‘jokes for the religous’ then i’m sorry too dissapoint. perhaps if you look on google for some black guys getting burnt to death or some homosexual getting stabbed you might find something that tickles your fancy.

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