Pearly Gates


St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance to heaven. "Why do you deserve to pass the Pearly Gates?" he asks one of the men, who had been a butler. "I was a good father," he answers. "Yes, but you were a drunk all your life. In fact, you were so bad [...]

Pearly Gates

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Pearly Gates was written by F&J Staff on Wednesday, June 20th, 2007 at 5:11 pmin Jokes, Lawyer Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Bill Gates Meets His Programmer , Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and Bill Gates Meet Their Maker , A Marriage Made In Heaven , A Petty Thief, a Teacher and a Lawyer , Qualifying For Heaven .


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