Paying The Rent
A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the afternoon with her for $500. They did their thing, and, before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but he would have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment "RENT FOR [...]
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Hahaha, nice! This one is nice!
lol
i dont get it?
that was witty n’ cute.
awesome joke!! lol
haha I liked this one..it was very good! NICE
Girls forward 2 all ur friends
very good
weird, but i dont get it
witttty
hahaha!!!
Hey guys make sure u have enough furniture /fittings for the apartment
Clever!!
oh man, baby girl is an f—ing idiot….AGAIN.
Very sharp.
fab joke! for those of you who didn’t get this joke: go to the kiddies corner
That was good
that was funny and for all of you who did not get it need to reread it until you do
ok now THAT was funny
hha now this ones good. halarious. and for u who dont get it. ur completely stupid. im only 15 and i got it.
LMAO
HAHAHAHAHAHA LMAO
i dont get it either??
good reply
ha ha i get it!
Nice… that waz total hilariousity.
lamo
Haha.
For those of you who don’t get it…
Go back to high school.
Think dirty…
that joke was awesome what a little smartass She knows how to get what she wants!
ha ha nice one:)
fabulous joke hi hi.Hey kiddos if you don’t get such an obvious joke, then go get a cradle!!! ha ha
gud one.you did nt get it? hi hi.Anyways kids.zis joke meant for adults.No wonder you did nt get it!!!!!!
oh wow how gay
Angel your dumb!!! This joke is not for adults only… Adults SUCK!!! Stay immature forever… I’m sixteen and i’m a kid but i got it. =)
that was brilliant.
Good compilation.
Helllllla funny
uh…. i dont get it???
dat wuz very funny!
For those of you that do not understand…
when she says “I cannot understand how you could expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely” she means that he shouldn’t expect her to remain a virgin.
when she says “As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on” she’s saying that he doesn’t know how to turn her on.
when she says “regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don’t have enough furniture to fill it, please do not blame the management.” she’s saying the furniture is referred to as his penis, and that it’s small.
when she says “Please send the rent in full or we will be forced to contact your present landlady.” she’s saying that the ‘landlady’ is his wife, and she will tell his wife if he doesn’t pay the full amount.
It’s very funny guys, you just have to think a little dirty.
how do u not get it?
it was funny
i liked it
hahaha…..it was a nce adulty kind of joke…
Not really riga I’m ten and I got it LOL you idiot
LMSAO!!! Good one…
lmao!!!! ahahahahaahahhahaha
i would so do him
wat do u mean nicole??
its only funny if it aint happend to you
so i thought it was absolutly brilliant
funnnny!
Ughhh stop saying ihts an ADULT joke yuhh bunch of dumbasses !! im only 11 and i got iht perfectly the FIRST time i gott iht.!!
he hee ha hahahahaha……whoever came with this is a genius it makes laugh to the point of being in tears….