Paying The Rent
A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the afternoon with her for $500. They did their thing, and, before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but he would have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment “RENT FOR APARTMENT.”
On the way to the office he regretted what he had done, realizing that the whole event had not been worth the price So he had his secretary send a check for $250 and enclose the following typed note:
“Dear Madam:
Enclosed find check in the amount of $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the place, I was under the impression that:
#1 - it had never been occupied;
#2 - there was plenty of heat; and
#3 - it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home.
However, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn’t any heat, and that it was entirely too large.”
Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the check for $250 with the following note :
“Dear Sir:
First of all, I cannot understand how you could expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don’t have enough furniture to fill it, please do not blame the management.
Please send the rent in full or we will be forced to contact your present landlady.”
What'd You Think?
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December 8th, 2007 at 7:47 pm
Hahaha, nice! This one is nice!
December 10th, 2007 at 4:16 pm
lol
December 11th, 2007 at 10:59 am
i dont get it?
December 11th, 2007 at 1:45 pm
that was witty n’ cute.
December 17th, 2007 at 5:18 am
awesome joke!! lol
December 27th, 2007 at 4:36 pm
haha I liked this one..it was very good! NICE
December 28th, 2007 at 11:49 am
Girls forward 2 all ur friends
December 31st, 2007 at 6:45 am
very good
January 7th, 2008 at 10:41 pm
weird, but i dont get it
January 11th, 2008 at 1:02 pm
witttty
January 16th, 2008 at 7:46 pm
hahaha!!!
January 22nd, 2008 at 8:35 am
Hey guys make sure u have enough furniture /fittings for the apartment
January 26th, 2008 at 5:10 pm
Clever!!
January 30th, 2008 at 1:11 am
oh man, baby girl is an f—ing idiot….AGAIN.
Very sharp.
February 28th, 2008 at 7:48 am
fab joke! for those of you who didn’t get this joke: go to the kiddies corner
February 28th, 2008 at 2:39 pm
That was good
February 28th, 2008 at 9:32 pm
that was funny and for all of you who did not get it need to reread it until you do
March 5th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
ok now THAT was funny
March 17th, 2008 at 2:16 pm
hha now this ones good. halarious. and for u who dont get it. ur completely stupid. im only 15 and i got it.
March 18th, 2008 at 8:09 am
LMAO
March 18th, 2008 at 11:09 am
HAHAHAHAHAHA LMAO
March 22nd, 2008 at 1:47 am
i dont get it either??
April 14th, 2008 at 2:56 pm
good reply
April 18th, 2008 at 10:36 am
ha ha i get it!