Paying The Rent


A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the afternoon with her for $500. They did their thing, and, before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but he would have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment “RENT FOR APARTMENT.”

On the way to the office he regretted what he had done, realizing that the whole event had not been worth the price So he had his secretary send a check for $250 and enclose the following typed note:

“Dear Madam:

Enclosed find check in the amount of $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the place, I was under the impression that:

#1 - it had never been occupied;
#2 - there was plenty of heat; and
#3 - it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home.

However, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn’t any heat, and that it was entirely too large.”

Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the check for $250 with the following note :

“Dear Sir:

First of all, I cannot understand how you could expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don’t have enough furniture to fill it, please do not blame the management.

Please send the rent in full or we will be forced to contact your present landlady.”

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24 Responses to “Paying The Rent”

  1. Munhozmib Says:

    Hahaha, nice! This one is nice!

  2. Italian Ice Says:

    lol

  3. Amberly kay Says:

    i dont get it?

  4. Chendi Says:

    that was witty n’ cute.

  5. KT Says:

    awesome joke!! lol

  6. Tay Says:

    haha I liked this one..it was very good! NICE

  7. Dottie Says:

    Girls forward 2 all ur friends

  8. camel Says:

    very good

  9. baby girl Says:

    weird, but i dont get it

  10. Slippy Says:

    witttty :D

  11. dubai Says:

    hahaha!!!

  12. shishi Says:

    Hey guys make sure u have enough furniture /fittings for the apartment

  13. sniff Says:

    Clever!!

  14. Lucas Says:

    oh man, baby girl is an f—ing idiot….AGAIN.
    Very sharp.

  15. Lara Says:

    fab joke! for those of you who didn’t get this joke: go to the kiddies corner

  16. Jason Says:

    That was good

  17. willybob Says:

    that was funny and for all of you who did not get it need to reread it until you do

  18. me Says:

    ok now THAT was funny

  19. britnie Says:

    hha now this ones good. halarious. and for u who dont get it. ur completely stupid. im only 15 and i got it.

  20. tsepo Says:

    LMAO

  21. WoWdude Says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHA LMAO

  22. ilyxxx Says:

    i dont get it either??

  23. XxxAssassinxxX Says:

    good reply

  24. smiley Says:

    ha ha i get it!

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