Passed Away

Little Johnny went out into the garden and saw her cat Snuggles lying on the ground with its eyes shut and its legs in the air. He fetched his Dad to look at Snuggles, and on seeing the cat he said, as gently as he could, "I'm afraid Snuggles is dead, Johnny." "So why are his [...]

Passed Away

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Passed Away was written by F&J Staff on Thursday, June 21st, 2007 at 11:39 amin Jokes, Little Johnny Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , That Thing , Dead Daddy Long Legs , Parent’s Bedroom , Horsey Ride , What’s A Penis? .

13 Comments to “Passed Away”

• Will says:

  September 4, 2007 at 9:22 am

  LOL. funny johnny xD
• Hadi says:

  September 12, 2007 at 1:12 am

  funny
• iisluvinjokes says:

  September 25, 2007 at 10:19 pm

  lil johnny cracks me up!
• erica says:

  October 3, 2007 at 9:30 am

  hahaha! That’s f*ckn hilarious! That’s enough to scar that little kid for life!
• FATASS says:

  November 1, 2007 at 11:47 am

  LMAO!!!!
• la boricua says:

  November 6, 2007 at 3:44 am

  omg! that’s f*cking hilarious!
• random guy says:

  January 12, 2008 at 12:03 am

  why is it always a milkman?
• a guy says:

  January 15, 2008 at 6:21 am

  because the postman is gay and the paper boy’s weener is too small to give her and orgy
• Sophie says:

  September 15, 2008 at 3:56 am

  Poor Johnny………. he leads a pretty f*cked up life.
• ~Jackiegrl~ says:

  November 8, 2008 at 7:50 pm

  Omg… datz messed up… datz a good way to find out dat ur mom iz fu*king da milkman…..
• moe says:

  April 6, 2009 at 9:20 am

  lmao, gross
• Jae says:

  July 2, 2009 at 6:45 pm

  Mommy would be getting kicked out lol
• Lulu says:

  September 18, 2009 at 2:16 pm

  Lol i agree with Sophie, johnny DOES lead an effed up life lol