Paratrooper
A young army private was home on leave. He was talking to his father about his experience at jump school while learning to be a paratrooper.
"Father" he says, "on my first jump, I froze up at the door of the plane. A big black master sergent standing behind me told me that if I didn''t jump, he was gonna cram all 12 inches of dick up my ass."
"Well, did you jump?" asks the father.
To which the son replied, "Just a little at first".
What'd You Think?
(34 votes, average: 4.15 out of 5)
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that was just wrong.
OMG!!!! WHO COMES UP WITH THIS STUFF?
i no my ass
I get it & it’s not funny.
Meh, it’s kida funny.. not halirious or nothing!
can someone say wtf…twice…wtf..eww..jump but off the f*cking plane plz…wtf..gay son..dad kill him
why does evry one think black guys have hudge d***s i personaly love mexican d***s:) love u justin 4 eva bby boi:)
uh….Mrs PrEgo? too much info…..ewww this joke is wrong….:-o
lol tht is just wrong
first off prego needs to stop touching her bf like that you will probably lose months on your greencard for touching his illegal man parts
i dont get it aaah someone explain
Uhm. Stupid.
I dnt get it. & prego u r all kinds of nasty