Paratrooper
A young army private was home on leave. He was talking to his father about his experience at jump school while learning to be a paratrooper.
"Father" he says, "on my first jump, I froze up at the door of the plane. A big black master sergent standing behind me told me that if I didn''t jump, he was gonna cram all 12 inches of dick up my ass."
"Well, did you jump?" asks the father.
To which the son replied, "Just a little at first".
What'd You Think?
(49 votes, average: 4.08 out of 5)
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that was just wrong.
OMG!!!! WHO COMES UP WITH THIS STUFF?
i no my ass
I get it & it’s not funny.
Meh, it’s kida funny.. not halirious or nothing!
can someone say wtf…twice…wtf..eww..jump but off the f*cking plane plz…wtf..gay son..dad kill him
why does evry one think black guys have hudge d***s i personaly love mexican d***s:) love u justin 4 eva bby boi:)
uh….Mrs PrEgo? too much info…..ewww this joke is wrong….:-o
lol tht is just wrong
first off prego needs to stop touching her bf like that you will probably lose months on your greencard for touching his illegal man parts
i dont get it aaah someone explain
Uhm. Stupid.
I dnt get it. & prego u r all kinds of nasty
When the MSG says he will give him all 12 inches he is talking about sodomy (anal sex). The father asks “did you jump?” meaning out of the plane. The PVT says “just a little at first” meaning he only jumped at the begining of the sodomy, implying that he did not jump out of the plane at all.
I liked it, but i have very low standards when it comes to jokes.