Paratrooper
A young army private was home on leave. He was talking to his father about his experience at jump school while learning to be a paratrooper.
“Father” he says, “on my first jump, I froze up at the door of the plane. A big black master sergent standing behind me told me that if I didn”t jump, he was gonna cram all 12 inches of dick up my ass.”
“Well, did you jump?” asks the father.
To which the son replied, “Just a little at first”.
What'd You Think?


(17 votes, average: 3.76 out of 5)
September 23rd, 2007 at 6:45 pm
that was just wrong.
November 7th, 2007 at 11:48 am
OMG!!!! WHO COMES UP WITH THIS STUFF?
November 22nd, 2007 at 4:26 pm
i no my ass
July 19th, 2008 at 11:58 pm
I get it & it’s not funny.