Overweight Blonde

A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds." When the blonde returns, she's lost nearly 20 pounds. "Why, that's amazing!" the [...]

Overweight Blonde

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Overweight Blonde was written by F&J Staff on Monday, June 18th, 2007 at 10:05 pmin Blonde Jokes, Doctor Jokes, Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Overweight? Try The New Miracle Toddler Diet , Blonde Patient In Pain , Did You Hear About The Blonde? , I Once Knew A Blonde , Blonde Puppies .

13 Comments to “Overweight Blonde”

• sabrina says:

  July 29, 2007 at 6:31 pm

  hilarious blondes are dumb do you like pickles?
• stacy says:

  August 14, 2007 at 10:50 pm

  WHAT?
• adreiana says:

  August 22, 2007 at 5:18 pm

  hahahahahah nice joke
• I like Wolves says:

  September 18, 2007 at 9:04 am

  Yeah I didn’t get it at first but I looked back and I got it ]
• Mr. Spanky your Hanky says:

  September 18, 2007 at 9:20 pm

  lol i cant believe that who that fuck would do that i mean come on….. who evn fucking likes pickles jesus
• Lola says:

  September 21, 2007 at 8:55 pm

  Pickles?! Give me a break mangos are all the rage this year :p
• Jacqui says:

  October 8, 2007 at 12:19 pm

  ill agree with mangoes!
• baybee amz 2k7! says:

  October 30, 2007 at 9:59 am

  OMG!! pickles are rank! mangos all da way xxx
• BABE~GURL says:

  November 1, 2007 at 5:13 pm

  omg the comments are funnier than the joke
• Anti Christ says:

  November 11, 2007 at 5:28 pm

  =/
• person says:

  March 28, 2008 at 9:36 pm

  wernt we talking bout blonds?
• 5678 says:

  May 9, 2008 at 12:56 pm

  omg blonds r so fukin stupid
• Mo says:

  July 16, 2008 at 10:57 am

  wow, this joke is HILARIOUS, in my dreams. get real people, this is stupid!