Overweight Blonde


A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.

“I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you’ll have lost at least five pounds.”

When the blonde returns, she’s lost nearly 20 pounds.

“Why, that’s amazing!” the doctor says. “Did you follow my instructions?”

The blonde nods. “I’ll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day.” “From hunger, you mean?” said the doctor.

“No, from skipping,” replied the blonde.

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Overweight Blonde was written by F&J Staff on Monday, June 18th, 2007 at 10:05 pm. It was filed under Blonde Jokes, Doctor Jokes, Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the Comments RSS feed. You may also be interested in reading ,  Did You Hear About The Blonde?,  Blonde in a Rowboat,  Blonde Car Accident,  Mom Died - A Blonde’s Tragedy,  Blondes Changing A Lightbulb.


13 Responses to “Overweight Blonde”

  1. sabrina Says:
    July 29th, 2007 at 6:31 pm

    hilarious blondes are dumb do you like pickles?

  2. stacy Says:
    August 14th, 2007 at 10:50 pm

    WHAT?

  3. adreiana Says:
    August 22nd, 2007 at 5:18 pm

    hahahahahah nice joke

  4. I like Wolves Says:
    September 18th, 2007 at 9:04 am

    Yeah I didn’t get it at first but I looked back and I got it :o]

  5. Mr. Spanky your Hanky Says:
    September 18th, 2007 at 9:20 pm

    lol i cant believe that who that fuck would do that i mean come on….. who evn fucking likes pickles jesus

  6. Lola Says:
    September 21st, 2007 at 8:55 pm

    Pickles?! Give me a break mangos are all the rage this year :p

  7. Jacqui Says:
    October 8th, 2007 at 12:19 pm

    ill agree with mangoes!

  8. baybee amz 2k7! Says:
    October 30th, 2007 at 9:59 am

    OMG!! pickles are rank! mangos all da way xxx

  9. BABE~GURL Says:
    November 1st, 2007 at 5:13 pm

    omg the comments are funnier than the joke

  10. Anti Christ Says:
    November 11th, 2007 at 5:28 pm

    =/

  11. person Says:
    March 28th, 2008 at 9:36 pm

    wernt we talking bout blonds?

  12. 5678 Says:
    May 9th, 2008 at 12:56 pm

    omg blonds r so fukin stupid

  13. Mo Says:
    July 16th, 2008 at 10:57 am

    wow, this joke is HILARIOUS, in my dreams. get real people, this is stupid!

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