Ooh! Some Good Short Jokes!
Oh man these are good. Thanks to all our readers who sent in jokes for us to post, we've been saving these shorties up until we had enough to post a few at once. Bon appetite! PS - if you trash these like you did the last time... I'll... I'll... post some more! Don't tempt me!
Q: Why did the dog cross the road?
A: To get away from Michael Vick, of course!
Q: Why are Mexicans so bad at the Olympics?
A: Because anyone who can run, swim or jump is already in the United States!
Q: Why did the fish get kicked out of school?
A: He was caught with seaweed! (Ok, that's lame)
Q: What's the longest sentence known to man?
A: I Do.
Random: I got in a fight with my wife last night... and it was totally my fault. She asked me what was on the TV and i said... dust. Didn't go so well after that.
A Shortie: Osama bin Laden wanted to start a new Suicide Bomber's Training Academy, but for some reason was unable to find qualified instructors with any field experience.
A Random Thought: Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?
Another Random Thought: So if crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime? Is this blog a crime?
Ok folks, add your own in the comments...
What'd You Think?
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they were ok only some of them were funny but it did make me lol
i love the driving joke, thats so freakin true!
ROFLMAO Idiots & Maniacs lol so very very truel……….. haha good one mates
What does ROFLMAO mean?
rolling on the floor laughing my ass off
ii didnt laugh…
maybe ii didnt get them xD
What do you call a man with no legs?
Hans
The driving joke came from George Carlin.
What do you call a man with no legs in a pile of leaves? Russell.
What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the sea? Bob
What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming in the sea? Clever Dick.
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Cliff
There are hundreds of these from my school days but I cant remember them all! Too many years ago now!
yo check out the 13 margeritas joke in the bar or gay jokes section ur sure to laugh
Another random thought:
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
Just saying man, that one about people driving is definately a george carlin line……
really now?….. how lame can you get people!!!!!!
as lame as the world baby if you dont like it read some more jokes!!!!
gez…… whats up your butt?
Q:what do you call a dog with no lags
A:it doesn’t matter what you call him… he wont come
they were soo stupid now i will kill myself
Osama suicide bomber is the best one there.
dem jokes was rel lame jedd didn’t laugh at al rel stale
they were pretty funny. thats cool if you came up with those yourself.
What do you call a man with no shin bone?
Tony
DEM JOKES WAS HELLA LAME MY DAWG YOU GOTS TO GIT ET STWAIGHT NIGGAS!!!
Q.What do you call a cow with 2 legs???
A. Lean beef.
Q. what do you call a cow with no legs???
A. Ground Beef..
Whats the difference between a b0ok and a mexican? The b0ok has papers and the mexican d0nt ahahaha :p
you like fish sticks what are you a gay fish
I lik the one about the fish getting kicked outa school LMAO
hahahahaahhaa