Ooh! Some Good Short Jokes!

Oh man these are good. Thanks to all our readers who sent in jokes for us to post, we’ve been saving these shorties up until we had enough to post a few at once. Bon appetite! PS – if you trash these like you did the last time… I’ll… I’ll… post some more! Don’t tempt me!

Q: Why did the dog cross the road?
A: To get away from Michael Vick, of course!

Q: Why are Mexicans so bad at the Olympics?
A: Because anyone who can run, swim or jump is already in the United States!

Q: Why did the fish get kicked out of school?
A: He was caught with seaweed! (Ok, that’s lame)

Q: What’s the longest sentence known to man?
A: I Do.

Random: I got in a fight with my wife last night… and it was totally my fault. She asked me what was on the TV and i said… dust. Didn’t go so well after that.

A Shortie: Osama bin Laden wanted to start a new Suicide Bomber’s Training Academy, but for some reason was unable to find qualified instructors with any field experience.

A Random Thought: Do you ever notice that when you’re driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?

Another Random Thought: So if crime doesn’t pay… does that mean my job is a crime? Is this blog a crime?

Ok folks, add your own in the comments…

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