Only If (Hillary Joke)
One summer afternoon, Former President Bill Clinton and his wife Hillary were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. After a long road trip, they stopped at a service station to fill up their car with gas.
As it turns out, the owner of the gas station was Hillary's old high school boyfrined. They exchanged hello's and brief chit-chat before the former White House couple went on their way.
As they were making their way back home, Bill put his arm around Hillary and said, "Well, honey... if you had stayed with him, you would now be the wife of a service station owner."
She smirked and replied, "No Bill, if I had stayed with him... he would have been the President of the United States!"
What'd You Think?
(152 votes, average: 2.48 out of 5)
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lol, that’s so stuck up
yeah! one for d ladies
hahahha funny!!!
this was stupid
Very funny!
thats a woman that WEARS the pants….!haha…
I dont get it
This website is stupid can you make anything FUNNY?
rofl that wuz good keep ‘em comming =D
i kinda get the feeling they were making fun of Hillary for being conceited…not complimenting her for being industrious. :/
stupid and stuck up
I haven’t seen even ONE funny joke on this whole website. Yawn.
I think Hillary made Bill president. Posibly she could have made even that service station owner president. I would realy want to be president, anybody with hillary’s private contant???