Onions And A Christmas Tree

A family is sitting around the supper table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there? The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice [...]

Onions And A Christmas Tree

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Onions And A Christmas Tree was written by F&J Staff on Tuesday, August 28th, 2007 at 9:50 amin Dirty Jokes, Female Jokes, Jokes, Male Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Christmas Morning, Together For Christmas, A Round Of Golf On Christmas Morning, Christmas Warning!, Redneck Christmas.

23 Comments to “Onions And A Christmas Tree”

• Pinkey says:

  August 29, 2007 at 6:02 pm

  luv it
• shekhar says:

  August 30, 2007 at 4:28 am

  like it
• andy n loz says:

  August 31, 2007 at 2:09 pm

  s’alr8t, but shakhar’s gay
• SHIRISHM123 says:

  September 4, 2007 at 5:17 pm

  Nice description on both the anatomy of the body–shirishm123
• Brooke says:

  September 5, 2007 at 11:46 am

  haha, i like the ending.

  a christmas tree, and the balls are just for decoration.

  so sad, but true.
• stephanie says:

  September 7, 2007 at 11:53 am

  that was so mean…but funny and true at the same time…
• hailie says:

  September 9, 2007 at 4:01 pm

  funny
• Hadi says:

  September 10, 2007 at 2:11 am

  luvd it
• Emily says:

  September 13, 2007 at 10:24 pm

  I’ll never look at Christmas trees the same way again.
• Angela says:

  September 14, 2007 at 3:23 pm

  I loved it and so did my friends!!
• Kuulei says:

  September 17, 2007 at 2:48 am

  So funny!!
• zar says:

  September 19, 2007 at 12:13 am

  luv it. viagara is nothing compared to a corn starch! lol
• Joshua says:

  September 23, 2007 at 8:53 am

  Yeah right i’m 50 and penis is bigger than the terminators
• RoRo says:

  September 24, 2007 at 10:33 pm

  hahhahahahahah! that is so tru! not 4om my experience ofcourse!
• nhlanhla says:

  October 6, 2007 at 11:18 am

  A KILLER
• dd says:

  October 24, 2007 at 2:02 am

  tat’s a good 1.
• Lil Chunty says:

  October 25, 2007 at 11:28 am

  Th@ WaZ a Go0d 1 It 1Z So TrUe.
• Anti_christ says:

  November 10, 2007 at 9:44 pm

  lol nice
• a guy says:

  February 23, 2008 at 4:50 am

  ahahahahahahahaha NICE!!!!!!!
• Neji says:

  July 16, 2008 at 9:15 am

  LMFAO I LOVED IT! xD
• Ryan says:

  August 5, 2008 at 5:28 am

  that was just awesome! men are pigz!
• molly says:

  May 9, 2009 at 12:02 pm

  you can’t pick on trees like that! theyre good for the environment! the only thing penises are good for is getting women pregnant and then the men disown the child!
• Moshami says:

  May 10, 2009 at 2:41 am

  hahahahahahahaha!!!