Onions And A Christmas Tree
A family is sitting around the supper table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there?
The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions."
"Onions?"
"Yes, you see them and they make you cry."
This infuriated the wife and daughter. So the daughter said " Mom, how many kinds of penises are there?"
The mother, surprised, smiles and looks at her daughter and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In a man's twenties, his penis is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."
"A Christmas tree?"
"Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only!"
What'd You Think?
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luv it
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s’alr8t, but shakhar’s gay
Nice description on both the anatomy of the body–shirishm123
haha, i like the ending.
a christmas tree, and the balls are just for decoration.
so sad, but true.
that was so mean…but funny and true at the same time…
funny
luvd it
I’ll never look at Christmas trees the same way again.
I loved it and so did my friends!!
So funny!!
luv it. viagara is nothing compared to a corn starch! lol
Yeah right i’m 50 and penis is bigger than the terminators
hahhahahahahah! that is so tru! not 4om my experience ofcourse!
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tat’s a good 1.
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lol nice
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LMFAO I LOVED IT! xD
that was just awesome! men are pigz!
you can’t pick on trees like that! theyre good for the environment! the only thing penises are good for is getting women pregnant and then the men disown the child!
hahahahahahahaha!!!
makes a person laugh excellent taste
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lovely cool joke.goes up thumbs up from mr. he he he….
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mann thts an insult…lol
Tht joke is funny man
omg hahahahahahah!!!
The last part about mens pubes in their fifties is thirty years of. It’s not until after their eighty.