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Why do politicians envy ventriloquists? Because they can lie without moving their lips. What do you call a politician who swears to tell the truth? A liar. What do you call a democrat that sleeps around? A breeding-heart liberal. If con is the opposite of pro then what is the opposite of progress? How can you tell when [...]

Political One Liners

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Political One Liners was written by F&J Staff on Thursday, June 21st, 2007 at 4:34 pmin Jokes, One Liner Jokes, Political Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , One Liners 41-50 , One Liners 101-110 , Political Insults , Political Brains , Political Puppies .

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Tommy says:

February 11, 2009 at 1:28 pm

the congress joke is funny

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