Political One Liners

Why do politicians envy ventriloquists?
Because they can lie without moving their lips.

What do you call a politician who swears to tell the truth?
A liar.

What do you call a democrat that sleeps around?
A breeding-heart liberal.

If con is the opposite of pro then what is the opposite of progress?

How can you tell when a politician is lying?
His lips are moving.


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