One Liners 61-70

Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 a piece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards.

Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?

OK…so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the “Jags” and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the “Bucs”, what does that make the Tennessee Titans ?

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea… does that mean that one enjoys it?

Q: What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest?
A: Acne usually comes on a boys face after he turns 12

Q: Why are men like cars?
A: Because they always pull out before they check to see if anyone else is cumming.

Q: If your donkey ate my rooster, what would you have?
A: 2 ft. of my c*ck in your arse.

On a cold, cold night two bulls are standing in a field. One says “Boy it’s mighty cold out here!”, the other says “Yes, I think I might slip into a nice Jersey”.

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