One Liners 51-60

Q: What did the left nut say to the right nut?
A: The guy in the middle thinks he is so hard.

Q: What do you call an anorexic with thrush?
A: Quarter pounder with cheese!

Q: Why did the fish get kicked out of school?
A: Because he was caught with seaweed.

Q: What did the ghost say to the bee?
A: Boo bee.

Q: How to you make a dish washer into a snow blower?
A: Give the bitch a shovel.

Q: What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner?
A: He smashed his his nose.

Q:Whats the Diffenence between kinky and perverted?
A: Kinky is when you tickle your girl friends ass with a feather. – Perverted is when you use the whole chicken…

Q: What’s the difference between a penis and a bonus?
A: Your wife will always blow your bonus!

A man goes to a fancy dress party wearing nothing but a jamjar on his cock. A lady asks “What are you dressed as?” He says a fireman! You break the glass, pull the knob and I’ll cum as fast as I can.

A girl went into a doctors office with a Strawberry up her ass, The doctor said “I’ve got some cream for that.”

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