One Liners 31-40

Q: What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?
A: Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup.

Q: Why don't aliens eat clowns?
A: Because they taste funny.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A: A fsh.

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
A: el-if-i-no.

Q: There are 2 cowboys in the kitchen. Which one is the real cowboy?
A: The one on the range.

Q. Where do you find a one legged dog?
A. Right where you left it.

Q. What's pink and fluffy?
A. Pink fluff.

Q. What's blue and fluffy?
A. Pink fluff holding it's breath.

A Horse goes into a bar and the bartender says "Hey buddy, Why the Long Face"

Two muffins in the microwave, one of them says: "Man it's hot in here!"
The other muffin exclaims, "Holy shit, a talking muffin!"

One Liners 31-40 was written by F&J Staff on Thursday, June 21st, 2007 at 3:38 pmin Jokes, One Liner Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , One Liners 11-20 , One Liners 21-30 , One Liners 41-50 , One Liners 51-60 , One Liners 61-70 .