Q: What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes?
Q: What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A: A good lawyer knows the law, but a great lawyer knows the judge.
Q: Why is Santa so jolly all the time?
A: He knows where all the bad girls live.
Q: When is an elf not an elf?
A: When he’s got his head up a fairies skirt…then he’s a goblin.
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?
A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Q: What’s the difference between your wife and your job?
A: After a few years your job will still suck.
Q: What doesn’t belong in this list : Meat, Eggs, opponent, Blowjob?
A: Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs ,opponent, but you can’t beat a blowjob.
Q: How is air alot like sex?
A: Its no big deal unless your not getting any.
Q: What do u do with a years worth of used condoms?
A: Melt it down,turn it into a tire and call it a goodyear!
My wife told me to tease here. So, I said “Alright then fatty!”