One Liners 101-110

Q: What Do You Call A Boomerang That Doesn’t work?
A: A Stick.

Q: What Do You Call Cheese That Isn’t Yours?
A: Nacho Cheese.

Q: What Do You Call Santa’s Helpers?
A: Subordinate Clauses.

Q: What Do You Call Four Bullfighters in Quicksand?
A: Quatro Sinko.

Q: What Do You Get From A Pampered Cow?
A: Spoiled Milk.

Q: What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A: A Nervous Wreck.

Q: Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
A: Because They Have Big Fingers.

Q: What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
A: Sanka.

Q: What’s The Difference Between A Bad Golfer And  A Bad Skydiver? 
A: Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!  A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang!  Whack.

Q: How’s A Texas Tornado And An Alabama Divorce The Same? 
A: Somebody’s Gonna Lose A Trailer.

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