One Liners 1-10

Q: Whats green and smells of pork?
A: Kermits finger!

Q: Where does Saddam Husane keep his C.D’s?
A: In “a-rack”.

Q: Why don’t blind people like to skydive?
A: It scares the shit out of the dog.

Q: What’s the difference between a hog and a man?
A: A hog doesn’t have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can fuck a pig.

Q: What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot.

Q: What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a sweater for Christmas?
A: G-unit (gee you knit?)

Q: Why did the rubber fly across the room?
A: It got pissed off.

Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have a summer Olympic team?
A: All their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.

Q: What’s the most confusing day in Harlem?
A: Father’s Day.

Q: Why don’t chickens wear underwear?
A: Because their pecker is on their head.

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