One Liner Gay Jokes

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One Liner Gay Jokes

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One Liner Gay Jokes was written by F&J Staff on Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 at 10:27 amin Gay Jokes, Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , More One Liner Gay Jokes , Valentine’s Day Jokes , Wii Jokes , Q&A Lawyer Jokes , Random Yo Mamma Jokes .

6 Comments to “One Liner Gay Jokes”

• Jenny says:

  December 2, 2007 at 1:21 am

  Haha the lesbian anorexic one was discusting..
• Justin says:

  March 6, 2008 at 9:54 pm

  there are 2 gay guys and 2 lesbians in a burning who gets out first?
  the gay guys cuz the crap is already packed.
• :P says:

  April 16, 2009 at 9:37 am

  burning wat? good joke btw
• thenat says:

  July 17, 2009 at 3:24 am

  THESE SUCKD U FAGGINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• Jamesterr says:

  August 14, 2009 at 7:37 am

  I think the only joke that was funny was:

  Q: How do you know when it’s bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
  A: When the big hand touches the little hand.

  Because it’s a DOUBLE meaning. The whole Michael’s hand in the kid’s AND it’s 12:00am. HA.
• drummer grl says:

  October 27, 2009 at 3:59 pm

  The lesbian w the hair on da plate was jst plain gross. Not funnu at all.