One Liner Gay Jokes
Q: How do you know when it's bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?
A: When the big hand touches the little hand.
Q: What do you call a gay bar with no place to sit?
A: A fruit stand.
Q: Why did the gay man get a job at the loading dock?
A: He loved taking deliveries in the rear.
Q: Why do gay men make good linemen?
A: They love penetrating the defense.
Q: Why couldn''t the gay quarterback make it in the NFL?
A: He was too foreward with his passes.
Q: How do you make a lesbian anorexic eat?
A: Put pussy hair around her dinner plate.
Q: What do you call a fart in the men's room of a gay bar?
A: A love call.
Q: Why did the gay criminal keep going back to prison?
A: He loved it in the can.
What'd You Think?
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Haha the lesbian anorexic one was discusting..
there are 2 gay guys and 2 lesbians in a burning who gets out first?
the gay guys cuz the crap is already packed.
burning wat? good joke btw
THESE SUCKD U FAGGINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think the only joke that was funny was:
Q: How do you know when it’s bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
A: When the big hand touches the little hand.
Because it’s a DOUBLE meaning. The whole Michael’s hand in the kid’s AND it’s 12:00am. HA.
The lesbian w the hair on da plate was jst plain gross. Not funnu at all.
im gay that is soooooooooooooo not funny im reporting this to Tallaght Garda Station
heres a joke 4 u gay muppets…..
why did the chicken stop crossing the road,
bcoz every1 kept making jokes about him.
haha…andy…u r so fuking gay…..those jokes r funny enough u gay bstard
chek this:
what do andy and an ambulance have in common:
they both get loaded frm behind and go WOOOHOOOO!!
haha..b**ches…what r u gonna do know, cry???…be MAN fr cryin out loud, thats the way god meant it to be!!
if your gonna try to be homophobic and overcompensate for your own closeted homosexuality, learn how to say things, ‘be MAN’ isnt right t*at try ‘be a MAN’ the admit you are only reading these jokes for a wanking fantasy idea and get a life, wh*re!
These comments are shallower than a summer mud puddle and thicker than a summer pudding…and so are the jokes. First, if you don’t have a low I.Q, stop being so damned intellectually lazy, show some personal pride and grow some balls and chest hiar and for god’s sake (rude word) EDUCATE yourselves. You’re a disgrace, all of you, you emotionally retarded DNA rejects.
i really like these they are alsome but i am a blomd so i really dont like the blond jokes but other wise i really like the jokes and so do all my friends so keep going there alsome
Gay guys are so gay.
Nah just kidding. Funny jokes though