One Liner Gay Jokes

Q: How do you know when it’s bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
A: When the big hand touches the little hand.

Q: What do you call a gay bar with no place to sit?
A: A fruit stand.

Q: Why did the gay man get a job at the loading dock?
A: He loved taking deliveries in the rear.

Q: Why do gay men make good linemen?
A: They love penetrating the defense.

Q: Why couldn”t the gay quarterback make it in the NFL?
A: He was too foreward with his passes.

Q: How do you make a lesbian anorexic eat?
A: Put pussy hair around her dinner plate.

Q: What do you call a fart in the men’s room of a gay bar?
A: A love call.

Q: Why did the gay criminal keep going back to prison?
A: He loved it in the can.

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