One Liner Gay Jokes
Q: How do you know when it's bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?
A: When the big hand touches the little hand.
Q: What do you call a gay bar with no place to sit?
A: A fruit stand.
Q: Why did the gay man get a job at the loading dock?
A: He loved taking deliveries in the rear.
Q: Why do gay men make good linemen?
A: They love penetrating the defense.
Q: Why couldn''t the gay quarterback make it in the NFL?
A: He was too foreward with his passes.
Q: How do you make a lesbian anorexic eat?
A: Put pussy hair around her dinner plate.
Q: What do you call a fart in the men's room of a gay bar?
A: A love call.
Q: Why did the gay criminal keep going back to prison?
A: He loved it in the can.
What'd You Think?
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Haha the lesbian anorexic one was discusting..
there are 2 gay guys and 2 lesbians in a burning who gets out first?
the gay guys cuz the crap is already packed.
burning wat? good joke btw
THESE SUCKD U FAGGINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think the only joke that was funny was:
Q: How do you know when it’s bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
A: When the big hand touches the little hand.
Because it’s a DOUBLE meaning. The whole Michael’s hand in the kid’s AND it’s 12:00am. HA.
The lesbian w the hair on da plate was jst plain gross. Not funnu at all.