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A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. The physician said, "Remember, on the sixth day God took a rib from Adam and fashioned Eve, making him the first surgeon. Therefore, medicine is the oldest profession." The engineer replied, "But, before that, God [...]

Oldest Profession

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Oldest Profession was written by F&J Staff on Wednesday, June 20th, 2007 at 2:27 pmin Jokes, Lawyer Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Trip to Mars , Hell’s Not So Bad Anymore , Last Request , Brain Sale , Honest Lawyer .

2 Comments to “Oldest Profession”

IrritatedOyster says:

February 28, 2009 at 8:21 am

Haha, that was great!
FunnyVuvu says:

April 11, 2009 at 6:09 am

yeye!! lawyers are corrupt they shud be banished. factual more than funny.

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