Old Money

A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, "Well, son, it was 1932. The depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel." "I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the apple and, [...]

Old Money

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Old Money was written by F&J Staff on Saturday, April 7th, 2007 at 10:55 amin Clean Jokes, Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , I Do Not Have Any Money So I’m Sending You This Drawing , Get Rich Slow , Football Finally Makes Sense , The Pope vs. Moishe , Taking Care Of Mom .

9 Comments to “Old Money”

• jamie nash says:

  February 8, 2009 at 3:17 am

  this is an rubbish joke av u got any better ones
• jamie nash says:

  February 8, 2009 at 3:18 am

  this is not a very good joke have you got any better ones than that
• =T says:

  March 8, 2009 at 11:02 pm

  not all that funny…=T got more?
• big booty bieger says:

  April 27, 2009 at 11:12 am

  this is booty!! ah it wasnt even funny at all =[
• that was not funy says:

  May 11, 2009 at 8:46 pm

  boring
• Marco says:

  August 5, 2009 at 1:31 am

  Very nice joke, I quite like it!
• Yas says:

  August 16, 2009 at 10:36 am

  The most horrifying dumbest joke eva heard
• kat says:

  January 3, 2010 at 6:15 pm

  *yawn*
• will bentley says:

  February 18, 2010 at 3:27 pm

  this websites jokes suck