Officer Pulls Over a Wiseguy

A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over he says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?" The man gets really indignant and says, "Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed. [...]

Officer Pulls Over a Wiseguy

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Officer Pulls Over a Wiseguy was written by F&J Staff on Friday, July 6th, 2007 at 4:50 pmin Insults and Cutdowns, Jokes, Police Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Things You Probably Shouldn’t Say To A Police Officer , Speeding Ticket , 22 Miles Per Hour , Walk The Line , DUI Test .

33 Comments to “Officer Pulls Over a Wiseguy”

• Mel.x.33 says:

  August 31, 2007 at 6:11 pm

  LOL
• Pinkey says:

  September 18, 2007 at 12:25 am

  It toke me a minute, but I finally understood
• mailman says says:

  September 18, 2007 at 7:33 pm

  this is the best joke i have ever heard.
• zar says:

  September 19, 2007 at 12:30 am

  give him a ticket,cop. 10 yrs. without the possibility of parole. hehehehehe.
• ashley says:

  September 20, 2007 at 1:56 am

  ha good one
• Taytah bug says:

  September 25, 2007 at 12:08 pm

  Stupid but funny!!
• bambi says:

  October 10, 2007 at 4:49 pm

  Funny
• Wolf Child says:

  October 11, 2007 at 10:16 am

  Reminds me of a great comedian. Gabrielle Eglesias
• R u Kidding Me says:

  October 11, 2007 at 8:20 pm

  Dumb D-U-M Dumb
• Ty says:

  November 1, 2007 at 2:51 pm

  Dude i like this one i might use it lol
• jan says:

  November 13, 2007 at 11:57 pm

  this one was actually cute, i think that i will share it with others lol.
• Sandy says:

  November 26, 2007 at 4:32 pm

  I thought it was a great police (pull over) joke.
• Amberly kay says:

  November 30, 2007 at 11:06 am

  heehehehee
• Carrie says:

  December 20, 2007 at 1:59 pm

  this joke was short and sweet it was entertaining! I could see it in a movie with Jackie Chan and Chris Rock for sure!
• Taylor says:

  December 29, 2007 at 1:41 am

  Wowww oh my gosh
• yumnam khelkham meitei says:

  January 9, 2008 at 8:59 am

  gggood ha! ha!! ha!! excellent …. hi ha !!!
• yumnam khelkham meitei says:

  January 9, 2008 at 9:01 am

  good jokes,,,,,
• Zoe says:

  January 10, 2008 at 3:08 am

  i dont get it…lol
• zoe is a retard says:

  January 12, 2008 at 9:55 pm

  lol thts cause ur stupid
• DuDe man says:

  January 30, 2008 at 7:18 am

  funny funny and funny.
• Alice in Wonderland says:

  April 15, 2008 at 10:58 am

  Wow..I’ve only heard that like 80 times…
• Red says:

  May 12, 2008 at 4:14 pm

  pretty good joke
• leti says:

  May 25, 2008 at 2:34 am

  I think I met that guy before. Dad?
• Erika says:

  July 6, 2008 at 4:14 pm

  OMG!!! That is so old! And lame, so not funny.
• Shanon says:

  July 18, 2008 at 7:19 am

  right Erica – sooo old but funny. i’m not laughing
• Phoebe says:

  January 1, 2009 at 7:30 pm

  LOL…sounds like something I would say if a cop ever pull me for speeding
• hannah bananabell says:

  January 3, 2009 at 10:07 pm

  it’s great but my friend says it every day so it kinda gets old after the 39th time.
• Tears '.' says:

  January 9, 2009 at 1:35 pm

  I’v heard of Inglesia
• Kieron says:

  January 11, 2009 at 9:50 pm

  ha ha funny stuff!! lol what smartarse yet stupid thing to say
• Don't Do It! says:

  January 29, 2009 at 7:45 pm

  funny even my boyfriend gets it *cough*
• Red Rivan says:

  February 27, 2009 at 2:23 pm

  gonna get 20 years wit no parole dat 1
• bri says:

  April 16, 2009 at 11:49 am

  crazy one (lmao)
• West Side Story Fan says:

  August 3, 2010 at 10:05 pm

  You know what the funniest part is? What happens afterward of course!
  Cop says: “You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford one, one will be appointed for you. Get in the car.