Officer Pulls Over a Wiseguy
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over he says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?"
The man gets really indignant and says, "Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"
What'd You Think?
(112 votes, average: 3.48 out of 5)
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LOL
It toke me a minute, but I finally understood
this is the best joke i have ever heard.
give him a ticket,cop. 10 yrs. without the possibility of parole. hehehehehe.
ha good one
Stupid but funny!!
Funny
Reminds me of a great comedian. Gabrielle Eglesias
Dumb D-U-M Dumb
Dude i like this one i might use it lol
this one was actually cute, i think that i will share it with others lol.
I thought it was a great police (pull over) joke.
heehehehee
this joke was short and sweet it was entertaining! I could see it in a movie with Jackie Chan and Chris Rock for sure!
Wowww oh my gosh
gggood ha! ha!! ha!! excellent …. hi ha !!!
good jokes,,,,,
i dont get it…lol
lol thts cause ur stupid
funny funny and funny.
Wow..I’ve only heard that like 80 times…
pretty good joke
I think I met that guy before. Dad?
OMG!!! That is so old! And lame, so not funny.
right Erica – sooo old but funny. i’m not laughing
LOL…sounds like something I would say if a cop ever pull me for speeding
it’s great but my friend says it every day so it kinda gets old after the 39th time.
I’v heard of Inglesia
ha ha funny stuff!! lol what smartarse yet stupid thing to say
funny even my boyfriend gets it *cough*
gonna get 20 years wit no parole dat 1
crazy one (lmao)