Officer Pulls Over a Wiseguy


A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over he says, “Sir, I couldn’t help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?”

The man gets really indignant and says, “Officer, I couldn’t help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?”

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Officer Pulls Over a Wiseguy was written by F&J Staff on Friday, July 6th, 2007 at 4:50 pm. It was filed under Insults and Cutdowns, Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the Comments RSS feed. You may also be interested in reading ,  DUI Test,  Walk The Line,  Things You Probably Shouldn’t Say To A Police Officer,  Back Seat Driver,  Speeding Ticket.


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21 Responses to “Officer Pulls Over a Wiseguy”

  1. Mel.x.33 Says:
    August 31st, 2007 at 6:11 pm

    LOL

  2. Pinkey Says:
    September 18th, 2007 at 12:25 am

    It toke me a minute, but I finally understood

  3. mailman says Says:
    September 18th, 2007 at 7:33 pm

    this is the best joke i have ever heard.

  4. zar Says:
    September 19th, 2007 at 12:30 am

    give him a ticket,cop. 10 yrs. without the possibility of parole. hehehehehe.

  5. ashley Says:
    September 20th, 2007 at 1:56 am

    ha good one

  6. Taytah bug Says:
    September 25th, 2007 at 12:08 pm

    Stupid but funny!!

  7. bambi Says:
    October 10th, 2007 at 4:49 pm

    Funny

  8. Wolf Child Says:
    October 11th, 2007 at 10:16 am

    Reminds me of a great comedian. Gabrielle Eglesias

  9. R u Kidding Me Says:
    October 11th, 2007 at 8:20 pm

    Dumb D-U-M Dumb

  10. Ty Says:
    November 1st, 2007 at 2:51 pm

    Dude i like this one i might use it lol

  11. jan Says:
    November 13th, 2007 at 11:57 pm

    this one was actually cute, i think that i will share it with others lol.

  12. Sandy Says:
    November 26th, 2007 at 4:32 pm

    I thought it was a great police (pull over) joke.

  13. Amberly kay Says:
    November 30th, 2007 at 11:06 am

    heehehehee

  14. Carrie Says:
    December 20th, 2007 at 1:59 pm

    this joke was short and sweet it was entertaining! I could see it in a movie with Jackie Chan and Chris Rock for sure!

  15. Taylor Says:
    December 29th, 2007 at 1:41 am

    Wowww oh my gosh

  16. yumnam khelkham meitei Says:
    January 9th, 2008 at 8:59 am

    gggood ha! ha!! ha!! excellent …. hi ha !!!

  17. yumnam khelkham meitei Says:
    January 9th, 2008 at 9:01 am

    good jokes,,,,,

  18. Zoe Says:
    January 10th, 2008 at 3:08 am

    i dont get it…lol

  19. zoe is a retard Says:
    January 12th, 2008 at 9:55 pm

    lol thts cause ur stupid

  20. DuDe man Says:
    January 30th, 2008 at 7:18 am

    funny funny and funny.

  21. Alice in Wonderland Says:
    April 15th, 2008 at 10:58 am

    Wow..I’ve only heard that like 80 times…

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