Obsessed Mothers And Their Children

A psychiatrist was conducting group therapy with four young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," the doctor observed. To the 1st mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy." He looks to the 2nd mother, "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's [...]

Obsessed Mothers And Their Children

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Obsessed Mothers And Their Children was written by F&J Staff on Sunday, May 11th, 2008 at 11:11 amin Dirty Jokes, Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , How To Win A Fight Against Twenty Children, New FDA Alcohol Warnings, Bragging Rights, Can I?, Where Do Babies Come From?.

29 Comments to “Obsessed Mothers And Their Children”

• 19RAD says:

  May 24, 2008 at 9:45 am

  lol
• mr.getalot says:

  June 9, 2008 at 3:27 pm

  im number 2 yay and that was pretty damin good i love dis site
• john says:

  June 12, 2008 at 4:48 pm

  this is funny!
• Lucky Charm says:

  June 14, 2008 at 8:42 pm

  hehehe that’s so freakin funny!
• Anonymous says:

  June 18, 2008 at 1:43 am

  I’ve heard this joke before but it still cracks me up!
• gwen says:

  July 3, 2008 at 12:49 pm

  hwahahahaha!
• jess says:

  July 3, 2008 at 3:36 pm

  ha hahahahahahahaha
• Ian says:

  July 3, 2008 at 9:13 pm

  now thats a good one..hahaha
• Alyssa says:

  July 4, 2008 at 2:13 pm

  Ouch!

  xD
• erraticheart says:

  July 5, 2008 at 4:31 am

  poor mother, she must be devastated.. LOL
• SKN says:

  July 9, 2008 at 8:32 am

  awesome
• Neji says:

  July 15, 2008 at 11:36 am

  lmfao!
• me and you says:

  August 5, 2008 at 6:32 am

  i wonder what will he say if the child name is CareBear……..CB
• High School Musical says:

  August 19, 2008 at 3:58 am

  i wonder wat her son is thinking
• vicky says:

  August 25, 2008 at 8:57 am

  this lady knows what she likes ??????????????????
• ebonie24 says:

  October 15, 2008 at 4:04 pm

  Lol I’m still laughing it was so funny
• Ashley says:

  December 3, 2008 at 3:47 pm

  lol poor kid
• honey@money says:

  January 5, 2009 at 4:49 am

  that was just great
• bir-d says:

  January 5, 2009 at 7:08 pm

  its not that funny
• Ashley says:

  January 26, 2009 at 11:18 pm

  this joke was in Maxim magazine
• Kate says:

  January 29, 2009 at 6:17 pm

  If that’s true, I’m damn glad my dad didnt name me.
• Johnny Funk says:

  February 3, 2009 at 3:40 am

  i’m still laughing out loud fm italy
• sammy9090 says:

  February 28, 2009 at 12:21 am

  he was gonna say “sex obsession”
• Georgia says:

  March 11, 2009 at 3:40 pm

  haaahahahahaha
• bhav says:

  March 19, 2009 at 11:45 am

  heeeeeeeeeeeeee heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee dat so funny
• bre says:

  April 14, 2009 at 8:14 am

  heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeheee dat is so damm funny
• kays says:

  April 29, 2009 at 9:42 am

  well well well thats good indeed
• Moshami says:

  May 9, 2009 at 7:51 am

  hahahahaha
  “Come on, Dick, we’re leaving!”
• good says:

  November 3, 2009 at 9:55 am

  l-o-l