Comments on: Obama Jokes

By: Angelica

Angelica — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 04:38:34 +0000

heres a really good 1: obama and his wife michelle were on a plane obama says to michelle [i could throw a 1,000 bill off this plane right now nd make some1 very happy] michelle replies [you could do that but i could throw 10 100 dollar bills off this plane nd make 10 ppl happy] the pilot of the plane says to himself [i could throw both of you off the plane right now nd make every1 in the U.S. happy

By: Achmedthenotsodeadterrorist

Achmedthenotsodeadterrorist — Sun, 25 Dec 2011 06:30:14 +0000

P.S.

Some of the boys were wondering if instead of their traditional presacrifice wail they could use Bruce Willis’ famous line “yippee kayee m•ther f•cker {BOOM}” Just a little idea to change things up before… Well you know… Boom. Haha just wondering what you

Peace! (jk)
Achmed

By: Achmedthenotsodeadterrorist

Achmedthenotsodeadterrorist — Sun, 25 Dec 2011 06:20:21 +0000

I want to thank you dark brother Obama for supporting our jihad. You have made it much easier to work now. Soon our holy mission will be complete and it’s all because of you. So in. The name of Allah we praise you for all your help. Thanks to you we will soon be able to strike the infidel once again, for this is Allahs will. Looking forward to 2012! Well see you on the other side. I’ll try to save you some virgins

Halla for Allah!
Xoxo
Achmed

By: Jim

Jim — Sun, 16 Oct 2011 16:16:45 +0000

NEWS FLASH!!! California police want to question president Obama in the death of Steve Jobs!
They believe he is the only suspect in Jobs’ death after killing so many OTHER jobs in the last 3 years!

By: Tax Paying Citizen

Tax Paying Citizen — Thu, 08 Sep 2011 17:25:00 +0000

I have figured out obama’s plan:
he wants racial equality, however, he can’t improve the Black’s attitudes towards education, delayed gratification, investing towards your personal improvement and saving like crazy for retirement so he is out to DESTROY THE AMERICAN ECONOMY, then no one will have anything (with retirement savings devalued by QE 1-99), everyone will be broke, homeless, and starving. That is the obama vision of racial equality!!!

By: barack obama

barack obama — Sat, 20 Aug 2011 13:50:38 +0000

hey i’m barack obama and i can the police on u

By: barryisajoke

barryisajoke — Sat, 16 Jul 2011 17:32:16 +0000

obama and michelle are watching a show on psychology and the subject is mixed emotions…
so obama turns to michelle and says “thats a bunch of crap, i do not believe you can tell me something to make me happy and sad at th same time.”
so michelle says…”out of all your friends, you have the biggest penis.”

By: sam

sam — Fri, 17 Jun 2011 04:10:53 +0000

uh dumb @ss palin has her own porno magazine i think we can all tlk about her

By: sam

sam — Thu, 09 Jun 2011 04:26:36 +0000

palin was amyor then governor, vice pres nom. and now makes 30 mil a year. also her opinion counts. call her a doff? loser? wht did you do yesterday besides blog about how stupid she is. sucks to be palin. be mad all you want but this will be true next week and next year

By: kirk

kirk — Thu, 02 Jun 2011 11:12:16 +0000

Hitler onced said ” The bigger the lie the more people will believe it.” He also said ” Terrorism is the best political weapon, nothing drives people more then the fear of sudden death.” Facts look them up, from 1787 to 1990 the Government ran a three trillion dollar debt. The last 21 years, we suddenly been saddled with over 14 trillion dollars in debt. You, maybe wondering how that has happened. Satellite images have proven that trillions of dollars worth of lithium and oil, have been located there. Let’s not forget that 75% of heroin is grown there. Their are some 15 trillion Barrels of capped oil in Iraq, we liberated them from the Dicator we put in power. Him and His two sons have gone on to be with ALLAH. That’s more then enough, to pay all of our allies back. Like L. Proudy Fletcher said ” No war no money.” If you believe anything this Government says or does, you’re and idiot. When we collapse, and Obama pulls the plug on the internet, just like a Jew in the early 1940′s I’ll be thrown in aFema Camp. Concentration Camp and excuted, laugh now you won’t in the near future.