Obama Jokes
Look, I can't resist. We've posted a few Obama Jokes already, in fact I think we've written something about Barack Obama five times in the past month. Between the 2008 US elections and all the national television spots running he's been on TV more than those annoying Subway commercials. Love or hate Barack, our readers love reading jokes [...]
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Ben, sadly I have to say that I don’t think I’ll be checking this page any more. It sort of died. Anyway, I’m sorry if I at any point insulted you.
Good luck,
Jack
Ben, sadly I have to say that I don’t think I’ll be checking this page any more. It sort of di ed. Anyway, I’m sorry if I at any point insulted you.
Good luck,
Jack
k sorry if jack ass was an insult to u
Aren’t all presidents after Ronald Reagan a joke? Reagan cleaned up this mess only to have Bill Clinton destroy our country again. Under Obama, we are headed into socialism sure enough. Where is Ron Paul when we need him? The American people have mostly turned to third party which they should have done 50 years ago!!!! I have a former governor in my family tree and I don’t respect him either. It is time the American people woke up! Do you know who really ruined this country? FDR!!!!!!!!!!!
Just heard this one tonight…..What’s the difference between the Portland Zoo and the White House? The Portland Zoo has an African lion…..aaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha! It may be an old joke, I don’t know, but ya gotta admit…..it’s funny!
no obama sucks!
Obama is ignorant and he is destroying our country.. If the people dont see that than shame on us.. can anyone stand up for what they believe in anymore?
Did you hear that at Wal-Mart they have Obama christmas ornaments?
I didnt know it was still legal to hang a black person from a tree.
Obama is a retard, with him in we might as well say “,Hey Al-Quieda Can attack us whenever we want.
Whoops sorry. whenever THEY want
Obama sucks
funny jokes thanks
obama sucks
Guys, lets not fight.
This is a joke website, please dont fight.
peace
Guys,lets not fight.
You dont all have to lik ethe same people and things, but there’s no reason to fight and be mean. just try to be happy.
Think about this there’s been no further attacks even though our detection of plans and response still isn’t where it ought to be it’s gotten alot better than it was and the TSA is improving also diplomatic relations between other countries is a great deal better which is actually what we are going to need to have any chance against this problem. Did you recognize the date the attacks occured and the targets they picked. I looked for a date on the muslim calender and it had no historical or religious significance to the muslims. What I found was that 9-10 was day the UN was formed so why would it be significant? Also if you were an American hating terrorist why would you pass up the opportunity to kill the leader of the free world or risk letting him getting to a bunker? Why attack the day after the anniversary of the UN unless you want to break up the UN? Why not take out the president first? Unless the attacks were an inside job or someone’s been lying then it doesn’t make any sense. Also the deployment happened awful fast without prep time necessary for a successful and well thought outwar that would actually work properly. They the armor plates failed in some cases killing our soldiers and it would be simple enough to shoot every forth piece of armor or test them so maybe someone wanted them to die. Unless you’ve been under a rock ever since this war began you have to understand there is something seriously wronng with how it played out and the VA system was crummy and no one cared that the people who got shot up or had parts of their bodies had adequate care. The centers were crumbling and the treatment areas were full of mold no one did any damn thing about it. Then there was Katrina they didn’t do a good job with that either. The head of FEMA that Bush picked was a total incompetent and had to be replaced. Also the intelligence failure that necessitated the creation of the DHS (Department of Homeland) that didn’t cut any ice with me either. Didn’t hold water at all. Question does what I was told make any sense given the stated objective of the enemy to kill as many Americans as possible? It’s your choice, Kemo. Who and what you believe in is up to you. I’d think before you decide, think about everything you’ve been led to believe and think about my questions answer them for yourself.
hi barak obama “hi little girl”
Greetings peasants of America!
This is a message from your pompous ars rich fat cat lying sacks of socialist excrement Democrats, as well as the incompentant socialist Obama regime.
Histoy is being made. Who cares about jobs for you useless eaters?!
On Christmas Eve we will ram through government run “health care” because we want you preoccupied with the holiday and don’t want you to know we’ve struck like a thief in the night.
So have a Merry Socialist Christmas and a Happy Socialist New Year you stupid little sheep
Freedom is dead, love live the socialist states of Amerika!
Now, we rich fat cat Democrats must go join our elitest friends at some extravagant parties ON YOUR DIME!
Oh, isn’t the remaking of Amerika a wonderous thing! Do not resist our oppression, or we will send our thugs to make sure you are shovel ready.
Hello Mr.Obama.Wish U A Happy & Prosperous New Year.
Thank U
Hello Mr.Obama.Wish U A Happy & Prosperous New Year.
Thank You
Socialism- Where Ronald Reagan administration aids and funds Hussein and bin Laden that YOU paid for. While under the Clinton admin. the republicans refused to listen to Clinton about Al-Quieda and took YOUR money to deal with the sperm stained dress. Where the Bush admin. took YOUR money to pay for universal healthcare in Iraq and yet… nobody complained about any of this socialism. Job went to China? The last time I checked that was a Bush MFN (Most Favorite Nation) policy and not a Clinton NAFTA policy. NAFTA retains to Mexico. Now let’s define the word “irony” while checking all the socialist things the republicans did.
hey fam gd
OBAMA ROCKS BIG TIME, AND WE ALL LOVE HIM
Love the Obama jokes, keep them coming!
just three more years until we can hope for a real president. obama sucks. when i see his face, i cry until my eyes hurt.
It is so sad that people are still stuck in the racist world. We have a great President that cares about the well being of everyone.Some of you might as well be atheist because individuals that follow Jesus care about others as well as helping others. You are some selfish bias racist . Let it go Obama is for everyone. If you were in need of help maybe you would learn to appreciate and love him for being a good man. As for those who continue to be negative , I am quite certain that you are white and you really dont have a valid reason for your dislikes. We as the black race have welcomed white Presidents with much grattitude, good or bad so let the mind frame of your ancestors go live for yourself this is a new generation with new and changinging events learn to welcome new things with class and dignity.
So we elect this “messiah” and he will just be the bomb. And no matter what he does, we are with him because he knows best and has the right intentions… Or we don’t trust anybody anymore past two years to lead us because we have learned to” question authority”. Or this world is too complex for any leader to fix it. Anything I think is only BECAUSE I am white. My argument is racist if I disagree. Oh wait, I’m confused, I thought I could dislike what a president does regardless of his or my race. Thanks for teaching me therapist.
**As for those who continue to be negative , I am quite certain that you are white and you really dont have a valid reason for your dislikes
call us racist? cant black people be racist too? i am offended for your comment mr / ms “therapist”. please shut your mouth and think about your comments before you go and make stupid ones. if he (obama) finally does what he says he’ll do (get us out of debt, stop terrorist attacks, etc), then good for him. but all i have seen so far is double our debt, make afntasy draft picks, and host a super bowl party at the white house.
i love my country, i love what we try to do, and even though i dont like whos currently in office, i will follow his every order to the fullest, because he is my commander in chief and it is who (at the time anyways) the majority wanted to lead this country. i am a firm believer in the voting system, since it is the voters themselves who will live through the consequences (good or bad) of who they vote for to lead our country for the next 4 years.
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well “therapist” my question for you and your black race is how many of you knew what Obama stood for at the time of elections. i have noticed alot of people including blacks that say they stand for certain things (“things that Obama stands against) but yet they talk as if Obama is a god. another question i have for you and your black race is how many of you voted for obama because he was black? I already know that it is quite a few. But as much i think the liberals are ignorant and have no common sense or historical knowledge, they knew what they were doing when they got a black man to run for president and were smart enough to make it happen at the right time. also mr. therapist i am NOT racist and as someone who is around racism quite a bit. i no longer belive that is as much the whites being racist as the blacks. Many of the young blacks i have went to school and work with seem to longer want equal rights but superior rights
obama sucks
“CHANGE we believe in.” Were the words I remember most during Obama’s little speeches in hopes to becoming President.
He was an honest man though, true to his word. Change is what I see most these days now that he is President. Change is what alot of people I know see. We reach into our pockets, and what do you know…change.
No jobs=no money.
Thanks Obama….CHANGE.
The only thing I still can not believe is the fact that very few people I know and also most of the comments and sites I see on the web, we are all so fed up with the ways things are being handled in this country, yet, not one person or much less any group of people in this country is willing to get off the couch or the tv and do a dang thing about it. This country is going down the crapper in one heck of a hurry and here we all sit and do nothing!!!! I am glad they told us in grade school that our government was set up “by the people for the people” otherwise I would have never guessed it was not just a bunch of rich folk who don’t know a damn thing about running a country. Hey but what do I know!!! I’m just a natural born US citizen tired of working my arse off, barely getting by, and watching a bunch of illegals get free crap from here and never pay into the system we rely on so much!!!……. I sure do hope there will still be something left of what used to be a great nation for my kids!!! I am not holding my breath!!!!!
The difference between Obama and his dog is that the dog has papers!
obama is so fat i need a gps to get around his fatness he dived yester day in my pool and my mom!!!!!! said he was jumping
Obama is the champion of the blood sucking parasite.
obama i a retard so much can be explaned with tat i mean dont refer to GM as GOVENMENT MOTORS call it by it real name or did he ban that already like his lemme see that list, his wife, his ,clunker, his f@$^*n a@s
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to therapist, and whoever read this far:
well i noticed you used atheist as a sort of degrading comment, atheist is by no means degrading, roughly 80% of the worlds intellectually”gifted” are atheist, with contemplation and careful thought and reasoning, atheism apeals before christianity, if you think about it, atheism is rather pleasing over the thought of a god. just take some time and mull it over in your head, by placing yourself in our shoes.
and hey, obama is and is not a good president, why? because if we criticize him, were racist, we side with him, we are sympathetic, cmon, break down the assumptions people, work plot think, write proofread then send, not too long right? that should stem some annoying comments.
well still, i dont care much for politics because bias and prejudice spawns on politics(poly-many, ticks-bloodsucking insects) but anyways, you should learn to blindsight yourself from the people around a person, and instead focus on what HE says, on what HE does, on what HE works at, not the ideas posed by his parties. that is what makes a president great
just my opinion….sorry, ummm later ~
Intellectaully gifted doesn’t mean they are gifted with any common sense. Apparently those intellectually gifted are faced with a pretty bleak eternity. Those aren’t shoes I want to wear.
I like many of the points presented and resent just as many in turn. However, everyone must realize that a President is just for a season. Many have done the ‘right’ thing and others not so much. Given the stakes for which we play on the world stage it is believed that we need a President elect that not only cares about those less fortunate but about bridging global gaps as well. These qualities can be found in Obama. Its a given that not all of us will agree with every step the man takes, and that is fine but understanding that he is taking steps to help and that thought is what matters the most. Ultimately, it didn’t matter who was elected President when it comes to policy because one side will continue to batter the other and partisianship will never be continuous. I just give it to the man that can stand through the fire and do what he believes is right for Americans dispite the political whiplash he might incur. Loyalty, duty, respect, honor, integrity and personal courage are core qualities we should expect from a person occupying that post. I am happy that for once in a long time that man is there inspite of and regardless to…
I’ll hand it to Carter, he’s about as full of crap as anyone I’ve seen. It’s pretty obvious from his last sentence he doesn’t feel the same way about the previous President in spite of Carters benevolent horse manure in the rest of his post. Do you suppose Carter’s first name is Jimmy?
hey guys im back. i see everyone else understands how much obama has hurt the country. in his first year he has spent triple what bush spemt in 4 years including the middle east. just because i insult a black man doesnt make me racist. and carter obama has raised taxes, is passing more bailouts, and instead of removing troops is keeping them there. he has kept no promises so i dont respect him or his socialist ideas
dusttin u are an ass get off the web and go home. obama is the best thing that has happened to america.
i agree with all the others that obama is fool,knows nothing about anything an i think the people felt sorry for his black ass an made him president!!!
yall all some racist ass b****es yall just hatein cuz we got a black president WE TAKEIN OVA L0L
Hello?? Hello? Does this thing work?? Oh ok, you people can see this, or ignore, don’t worry I am used to it. So I have heard alot of accusations that are not true….. For Instance, Obama has doubled the federal debt…… um… I would like to advise everyone that the only way to get out of debt is to spend.. not take loans………… Another accusation was accusing whites as being racist… outlandish comment…. with some truth, some whites can be outright racist, heritage…… Most Whites are not racist…… I would also like to bring to mind that I didn’t hear all of this fuss and nonsense,twisting words etc. with Bush’s Adminstration, and all that crazy stuff. If you disagree with something, you can state that exact thing instead of seeming as you hate Obama… it relieves stress….. *shortbynature, your comment is crazy, not well thought out, overall dumbly typed….. No Offense…. I hear people don’t like abortion, I don’t either and for the record I am african-american, but for Congress to make abortion illegal is frivolous, a waste of money, your money….. You can choose for your family, your household, under your control… right?…. a little bit of yeast spreads a long way…… MY MOM AND DAD ARE INDEPENDENT VOTERS… We agreed with some stuff Bush J. had, and we agree with stuff Obama is doing…………. BTW OBAMA IS NOT BUILDING A FRIVOLOUS THEME-PARK FOR HIS DAUGHTERS…… Worry not, his bill will not be like Taft’s wine bill… big tub kinda funny….. anyways……. We should keep are mean comments to ourselves until we find a nice way to explain, but before that we should deal with the real problem inside ourselves…………. Coming from, A twelve year old boy……..
so i come back months after arguing with jack and people still like obama. WOW
Retainthebalance I’m afraid is a classic Obama voter. If it talks like a liberal making not a shred of sense like a liberal it’s a liberal. Independent my a**.
Aren’t all presidents after Ronald Reagan a joke? Reagan cleaned up this mess only to have Bill Clinton destroy our country again. Under Obama, we are headed into socialism sure enough. Where is Ron Paul when we need him? The American people have mostly turned to third party which they should have done 50 years ago!!!! I have a former governor in my family tree and I don’t respect him either. It is time the American people woke up! Do you know who really ruined this country? FDR!!!!!!!!!!!
debbi = Muslim assssssssssssssssssssssssss
its pathetic that race was brought into this. now i remember why i left a couple months ago