Obama Jokes
Look, I can’t resist. We’ve posted a few Obama Jokes already, in fact I think we’ve written something about Barack Obama five times in the past month. Between the 2008 US elections and all the national television spots running he’s been on TV more than those annoying Subway commercials. Love or hate Barack, our readers love reading jokes [...]
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Instead of working to keep America safe from terrorism and instead of working to fix the economy, Obama and Democrat comrads are conducting a witch hunt on the previous administration because they don’t agree with their policies.
So how much will this cowardly witch hunt cost us in terms of MORE dollars wasted on this PARTISAN effort?
It is clear Obama is weak, and the whole world knows it.
Several world leaders have made a fool of Obama, which isn’t hard to do.
What goes around comes around.
When the next terrorist attack ocurrs and everyone knows it will under the yellow bellied and incompetant Obama administration, all of Obama’s Democrat comrads, and Obama himself should be charged with treason.
Once again the Democrats have put their party before their country.
I know politicians waste our money. I say Obama is no better than Bush.
He will just screw things up more, just lie a lil’ different is all.
You are right. Despite all the Obama hype before the election that he was a different kind of politician, his actions show that he is just your typical left wing extremist Democrat playing the same class warfare games the Democrats have played for years.
Obama’s stategy is to blame Bush for everything.
Just yesterday Obama had one of the Air Force One copies along with two military jets flying low over New York for a photo opp.
This terrified New Yorkers, as it looked like another terrorist attack.
What a completely STUPID and ARROGANT thing to do.
The Obama talking heads immediately tried making excuses for the community organizer, that their obama didn’t know.
Just like Obama’s Dept. of Homeland Security, coming out and basically calling anyone who doesn’t agree with the obama’s policies as “potential domestic terrorists”. It was no accident this intolerant left wing extremist propoganda came out a day before the tea parties were to occur. An obvious left wing extremist Democrat attempt to SILENCE people.
If America’s Founding Fathers were alive today, I have no doubt that the corrupt Obama and his Democrat thugs would label them potential domestic terrorists.
Now with the Swine flue out break, Obama was trying to talk up his socialized medicine plan. He, Nancey Pelosi and Harry Reid are going to ram socialized medicine through the back door because they know most Americans don’t want it. Most Americans don’t want the incompetant US government in charge of their health care.
We the people must neuter Obama at the polls in 2010.
We must vote Obama’s Democrat comrads out of office to keep Obama in check.
If we don’t, then we deserve the destruction that the inept obama is going to inflict on this country.
Obama is using the swine flu as an excuse to ram through his socialist health care scheme despite the fact that 90% of Americans don’t want socialized medicine.
Americans don’t want the incompetant Obama Democrat government “workers” CONtrolling their health care.
The obama admin is not closing the Mexican US border to prevent more infected people from spreading the swine flu.
The obama admin also is forbidding the border patrol to wear face masks to avoid being infected.
WHY?
Its all about VOTES, the Hispanic vote.
The Democrats are willing to infect the entire country with swine flu for the Hispanic vote.
They don’t want to offend Hispanics by closing the border or by having the border patrol wear masks.
So when thousands of Americans are inflected with the swine flu and who knows how many will die, remember, they did so because the Democrats thought the Hispanic vote was more important than the safety of the American people
Are you people serious? Get a clue
What you really mean, is worship at the community organizer obama alter.
Just be a good little dumbed down Democrat and take whatever crumbs your Democrat masters throw at you. You don’t even have to think for yourself, they will tell you what you are allowed to think, what you are allowed to say and what you are allowed to do.
It is you who needs to get a clue, zombie.
Did you guys hear about the leaked white house documents this morning???
It was an expense bill….
1 million dollars for watermelons, 2 million for kool-aid packages and apparently they are replacing the west wing with a KFC.
use people are qay . have noe life’s .
like who talks bout a black president races bish .
mha president is blk mha lambo is blue nd ill be qod damned if mha rims aint to said mha money liqht qreen nd mha kordans like qrey . i said its obama forealsz dhey needa put a face on a $5,ooo dollar bill .
Bush > Obama
Bush was a good president under the circumstances. Within a year into office he had the world trade centers getting bombed. Obama, on the other hand, has no experiance and it is hsowing. He is all about now and making changes that will effect the economy now. He doesn’t seem to realized that ten years from now were going to be worse off because of him. It would not surprise me if he is the worse president America has ever seen.
hahahahahah bush!!!!!!!! gud thing hes gone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hi
i want the massage.
I think both bush and obama are idiots.
Neihter realize how much they screwed not only America up, but individual lives.
Both were all talk.
I will admit that I love obama’s ideas, but he has no intention or means to pull them off.
If he could or would, I would be 110% behind him.
Yes, utopia sounds great, but it cannot be ushered in because man in all his flaws is not capable of solving the world’s ills.
And even if mankind could, or in this case, the community organizer Obama, who promises everything, but has no way to pay for it.
His socialized medicine will just result in health care rationing.
Other countries with socialized health care run to America for their ills, what country will we run to for ours once Obama has destroyed this country?
Yes Obama is a lot of talk, but he is also very dangerous because he is hell bent on inflicting his extremist ideas on the whole country.
That is why we need to vote as many Democrats out of office in 2010, to limit Obama’s power.
Right now there are no checks and balances, not even in the self annointed press, because all they do is fawn all over the Obama.
It was once said that an African-American would become president “when pigs fly.” Well, 100 days into the Obama presidency… Swine Flu!
I cant believe that Obama is trying to ban Aspirin??? When asked why he replied because it is white and it works!
This is a good obama joke. Ok so i showed my friend a picture of lots of bears all sitting around doing nothing. I siad there all democrats just letting everything happen and not doing anything about it. the leader of the group is Bearack Obearma.
Dave Letterman said it was quite entertaining watching Michelle Obama getting knocked up by Barney Frank Democrat. Barney thought Michelle was a man.
Obama is goin to screw up this country and we are all going to have to pay back the money he is spending. You cant spend even more money when you are already in debt (which wasnt bushs fault because the dems have been running congress for the pass 2 years befor obama was elected, and they gave loans that shouldnt have been given.). And Barrack “HUSSIAN” Obama has a very weak foreign policy.
And his health care policy isnt going to work because it has been tried many times in other countries and the outcome has all been the same… it FAILED. And all of his ideas are going to lead us into socialism which has been tried in other countries and has been proven to not work. I mean look at mexico nad france and russia, they are all failing. And if you watch news that isnt liberal you would fid out that most of his plans dont kick in until the 3rd year. and he has lied about half of the stuff that he cmpaigned on because he knows that it wont work.
And could someone please tell me why we cant say anything bad about him without being attacked by the left, but it is ok to lie and bad mouth bush.
Democrats only believe in the right to free speech when that speech agrees with their left wing extremist ideology. THAT is why you are not allowed to criticize them or their phony messiah obama.
They are hypocrites and bigots, despite thier claims to be tolerant and open minded.
The press is corrupt in that they are predominantly liberal left wing extremist Democrats and only ask obama softball questions, fawn all over him. Investigative journalism is dead. Its like its no longer taught in school.
Inflation is coming because of the trillions of dollars obama and his democrat comrads are borrowing and throwing down the drain, trying to cram their socialist crap down out throats. You can expect the price of every thing to go up because of inflation.
Thanks to the democrats, the dollar is worth a lot less.
Every day obama and his demons are devising new taxes on our energy, health care premiums, gasoline, soda, cigarettes. You name it, they’re trying to tax it.
So much for obama’s claim that the middle class taxes won’t be going up. He’s a liar. You may not be paying more in federal tax, but you will on everything else.
The only people who benefit under the obama adminstration are the corrupt democrats and unions.
Democrats and left wings are the same all over the world … like in Italy… the only thing that they are good at is to yell scandal for everything that can hurt them… but never have good proposals for people but only for themselves… hope that they will never be elected again in Italy… at least… good luck USA… you really need it…
Yes, the people in Europe have seen it all before.
They have been down the socialism road and know it doesn’t work.
Socialism doesn’t encourage people to work, it only promotes laziness and dependency upon government, which is what Democrats are all about.
Unfortunately America may well be repeating what happened in Italy. Remember Musilini? He destroyed Italy for his own ambitions. Finally the people had enough and they drug his body through the streets.
The same thing is going to happen in the United States if Obama and his corrupt Democrat vermin are allowed to destroy America.
People are losing their jobs and homes. We see a corrupt American government without any checks and balances. Even the Supreme Court seems to have turned into a bunch of cowards unwilling to defend our Constitutional rights.
The American Presidentcy is starting to resemble a dictatorship.
The Constitution of the United States means nothing to Democrats.
They are only concerned about their own power and control.
When the American people have suffered enough and realize their country has been remade into a facist country, it will be then that their anger will force millions into the streets, just like Italy and they will drag the Democrat thugs through the streets.
I would rather see such traitors removed from office through the polls, but as we have seen, election fraud is very prevelant, especially with the tax payer funded Democrat fraud machine ACORN. Americans realizing they’ve been screwed may well riot in the streets just as the Iranians have.
When True Americans finally stand up for America, America’s Founding Fathers who bled and fought for a free America, will rise from their graves in spirit, bayonets held high yelling “Let Freedom Ring!”
So the constitution means nothing to democrats huh ya i see that because bush’s patriot act didn’t get rid of the freedom of speech. You republicans don’t see your own faults.
Are you willing to murder your fellow American for your obama?
Take a look at what is happening in Iran. THAT is what is going to happen here. When the American people have lost everthing they own because of obama and democrat ilk’s extremist policies.
It is no wonder your obama had such a weak response to the Iranians uprising to election fraud, for he knows he and his democrat ilk are guilty of the same thing.
He knows he is a liar and doesn’t care. All he cares about is inflicting his extremist ideology on America.
Your democrats are trying to shut down free speech by intimidation. They are trying to CONtrol ever facet of our lives.
Your obama is not about freedom but oppression and dependency.
Being a black man, he should know better than trying to ENSLAVE and CONtrol millions of people.
He is corrupt to the core, firing anyone who is a threat.
Just a few days ago, he fired an investigator who found wrong doing in the tax payer funded Americorps.
Turns out one of his corrupt friends was using funds for his own person use. This friend is now a mayor.
The corrupt democrat press is not in the least big interested in this scandal, because they are in the tank for your obama.
Money was stolen from the bond holders in the auto bankruptcy deal to give to the unions.
The corrupt democrat press didn’t care about that either.
The corrupt democrat press is just the propoganda arm of the demoncrat party, willing to spew whatever the left wing extremists want and only throwing their annointed obama messiah softball questions.
Anyone who supports such thuggery and corruption is suspect.
You are either an immoral person yourself or very deluded.
Your obama will ask you to murder your fellow American for his cause. Its coming. He is no different than the Irian dictators.
He is more charming and has a sweet smile, but he will destroy this country with his radical views. His huge ego will not allow his
socialist vision to fail.
Watch, wait and see.
Democrats are evil.
Many are seeing this and fleeing the plantation.
o ya the press total is all for obama thats why during the election almost every news channel called him a terrorist ya sounds like suport to me
Wow, I don’t recall the liberal press calling Obama a terrorist at any time. They have been kissing his ars from the very beginning.
Only Hillary Clinton had the guts to say the truth at the time, that Obama is an empty suit.
Now she’s licking his you know what too.
There are no checks and balances anymore in this country.
You have a left wing extremist House, Senate and President who have no respect for the law and have been running over it with a big fat union bulldozer. Only the unions and those who gave $$$$ to Obama are benefitting from this corruption.
The press is in bed with Obama engaging in perverted acts.
As someone said, Obama and the liberal press need to get a room.
Wanna hear another Obama joke? (Chances are you’ve already read it/ heard of it)
White people thought that when a black man enters the white house, It’ll be when Pigs fly
Obama’s in the white house and now there’s Pigs Flu
lol read some of the first comments, got to say you have serious issues. you take everything that happens as offensive towards Obama. Like that other person said get a clue go to college learn something before you talk about it like you know life. k thanks
U fools do u realize how difficult it is to repair?
johnny’s right its gonna be diffucult but… ppl should have thought about who they were voting for more, carefully. everybody was caught up in ” its time for change” wat he was saying during the election was enough to caution most ppl but obviosly not enough… he’s was still elected and now, well we stuck for the ride, we have to much dissagreement ppl who were with him now figurin out the truth and those who wanted differently dont get a fair say, and were still in this mess no matter wat. all you can truelly say is time will tell this isnt childs play but an amatuer might only make it worse. but as far as im concerned i’ll keep my guns freedom and money you can keep the change. all u can do is stand by wat u believe… i just hopes thats enough.
Wow you democrats (or donkeys as i call you) are stupid. You vote in a pres. that doesn’t even know if he’s white or black change change all these african amer. thing he’s there savior why???? because he’s “black” i have i friend that has a white mom and a black dad does he think he’s black?? NO What’s even funnier is that he has wasted more of my money in 100 days than bush did in 2 terms and yes Biden that includes the war that you and your puppet string huge eared friend have now noticed that it’s real and needed. where’s his birth certificate?? How did he make a ton of cash after his little trip to visit his islam friends in the middle east?? And dont get me started about korea!! BEING COMMANDER AND CHIEF 101. If someone shoots nuclear missiles at you dont laugh and think its fine!!! During the election you bring up that john Mccain has a DOI WOW HUGE WOOHP you were a drugge for how long?? please you remind me!!?? ITs funny how you get mad for the owners of Chrysler and gm for flying in on there companys jet your the one flying you r daughters and wife into Paris for a shopping spree i bet thats coming out of my taxes!! Stay Hussein Obama
Hey green party were not the one’s that blamed bush for 8 years i bet you blame him for you having to crapp
Obama “health care” is the perfect socialist scheme to solve the social security problem.
Socialized “health care” will let the old people die EARLIER!
If a 25 year old has the same ailment that costs a fortune that a 72 year old has, the 25 year old will have priority and the 72 year old will have the “duty to die”. Even at that, even the 25 year old probably won’t be able to get treated.
House bill p. 425-430 compels seniors to submit to counselling every five years, more often if they become sick or are in a nursing home, about alternatives for end of life care. The sessions cover highly sensitive matters such as whether to receive antibiotics and the use of artificially administererd nutrition and hydration”. In other words, they’d really rather starve old people to death and deny them water, than keep wasting money on them under Obamacare.
This mandate invites abuse, and seniors could easily be pushed to refuse care. Do we really want a bunch of incompetant Democrat government workers involved in such personal issues?
Since Democrats think abortion is a wonderful thing, euthanisia is no big deal to such reprobates. It will be only a matter of time before killing the elderly and other “undersireables” is acceptable in order to save money.
Obama is lying when he says you will be able to keep your own healthcare.
If your nsurance company drops you, you have to go to the gvt socialist plan.
The private insurance companies will not be around long and everyone will be forced on socialized “health care” because the insurance companies cannot compete against a system backed by the treasury.
You can bet senile old useless eaters like Vice Prez Joe the drunk Biden won’t be waiting in line, having HIS health care rationed like the rest of America.
Neither will dinasours like Ted Kennedy who has terminal brain cancer, who is currently on life prolonging drugs because he is a millionaire who can afford to pay for expensive cancer drugs.
Get the same cancer Ted Kenndey has, and you can be sure Obamacare won’t give a care about YOU. You won’t receive any life prolonging drugs either like Ted the swimmer who likes to drown young women.
Furthermore, everyone knows what lazy arses government workers are. Do you really want some government dingbat in charge of your health care?
why do you americains hate me? all i have done is spend 10 trillion dollars, try to become Canada with my health care, call the police stupid, blame Bush for every poroblem i have, and try to get a food and berverage tax; while i try to get taxes to increase 110% and take all the rich peoples money and use it for my familey trips across the world while i blame republicainsfor why i dont have enof money. so stop hating me and hate bush and republicains. I meen it is there fault for every thing i have done wrong.
I am barrack obama and i aprove this massage.
Obama is just like Bill clinton, only good at speeches and liying to Amereica
you meen America learn to spell you terrorist!!!!
Mac you’ve got your Democrap propoganda wrong.
If someone disagrees with Obama, the Democrap propoganda is not to call them a terrorist.
The left wing extremist propoganda is to call anyone who doesn’t buy into Obamas many lies a racist.
Obama’s Dept of Homeland Security has already labeled true Americans domestic terrorists, you know, like those who serve in the military, Christians, anyone who believes in the Constitutional right to keep and bear arms, people who don’t believe in killing babies, those who think their taxes are too high, those who don’t trust government…just like America’s Founding Fathers, who also did not trust government. Yep, the Obama administration thinks people like that are “domestic terrorists”.
Get with the program Obama zombie.
Here’s one thing that really bugs me, everyone calls bush an idiot, but already obama has spent more money and screwed up more things than bush ever did in his two terms of presidency. and here’s the worst part, even though there are adults that have noticed how much of an idiot Obama is… almost all the teenagers like me who will be voting in the next election love Obama and can’t see what hes doing wrong and whenever I try to say ANYTHING they call me a racist b**** and tell me to shut up… I would be just as angry if it was a white republican doing all this, but if he was a white republican, he would already be impeached because he wouldnt have half the nation in love with him for being HALF black, and the branches of the federal government that are supposed to be keeping him in check have a majority of democrats, sso he has congress and the court behind him, unlike bush. and i know how such an idiot got into office, he was a LAWYER before he was in the senate, that means he knows how to twist and fabricate things to get his way. we needed a president who would actually do something, not just speak persuasively!
There there truly is geniune HOPE for this country, as you have recognized what a big mistake Obama is despite your peers calling you a racist because you don’t agree with Obama.
Democrats are the biggest racists and bigots.
I would tell your friends that.
For they do not allow people of color to think for themselves.
Democrats do not allow women to think for themselves.
As you pay more attention to the con games Democrats play, you will see Democrats slamming blacks, hispanics and women for not embracing their liberal left wing extremist ideology.
That is why Democrats HATE Sarah Palin. Because she is a conservative. She represents millions of true American women with similar values. Palin and many women like her are a threat to Democrat POWER.
Thinking for oneself is not allowed in the Democrat party.
They tell you how you are allowed to think, what you are allowed to say and what you are allowed to do.
So much for FREEDOM.
IT IS THE MODERN DAY VERSION OF SLAVERY. THIS IS THE DEMOCRAT PLANTATION.
Your friends are young and one of the things of youth is not having experienced life and learning to think on your own.
They are quite literally youngs skulls of mush.
That is why they all must have whatever the newest and hottest clothes are…to supposedly be cool. They THINK they are being individualistic when the exact opposite is happening. They are COMFORMING much to the delight is those who market over priced clothes and shoes.
There is much foolishness in youth. It is a fun time for sure.
Your friends will have to deal with a socialist America if Obama is successful in FORCING his extremist ideology on America.
They just might be happy in that, for the Democrat mentality appeals to people who want everything handed to them. They don’t have to think for themselves, for the Democrats will tell them how to think.
Start listening to conservative radio, hit conservative blogs and you will see true Americans of all color and both sexes. People who want to work hard for the things they want in life, for there is pride and integrity in that.
I like http://www.michellemalkin.com. She is quite brilliant and very informative, exposing the con games Democrats play. Another is Glenn Beck.
Since you truly have an open mind, unlike your immature peers, don’t let it go to waste. Many of your peers will never amount to anything.
I sense that YOU will. I know their mean spiritness is disheartening. Such behavior is typical of Democrats.
Your friends are racists and bigots, just like your typical close minded and intolerant Democrats.
Democrats actually do not believe in free speech.
They only believe in the First Amendment when the opinions expressed agree with theirs.
Democrats are racists and bigosts, because they slam women and minorities who do no embrace their left wing extremist ideology.
Democrats HATE women like Sarah Palin, Justice Thomas and many more because they THINK FOR THEMSELVES, they do not knuckle under to Democrat propoganda.
People who stand up for their country, believe in the Constitution of the United States, are Christian and don’t kill their babies are threats to Democrat power.
That is why Democrats HATE anyone who disagress with them.
That is why your friends are close minded bigots, for they allow no one to have a differing opinion. They are just your typical brain washed Democrats who have lost the ability to think for themselves.
I suggest you find some real friends.
Do you really enjoy being CONTROLLED by such zombies.
That is the Democrat agenda. CONTROL and DEPENDENCY.
It is slavery. Your friends are enslaved on the Democrat plantation.
You have the intelligence to recognize it and leave.
Don’t let the Democrat mentality keep you down and in your place.
Rise friend, and be free.
Free to think for yourself, free to become a whole person, unlike your immature friends.
That is what America is all about, FREEDOM!
Democrats only believe in the right to choose when it comes to baby killing.
So they will call you a racist.
You know you are not. It is left wing extremist propoganda designed to silence dissent.
Free, free at last. Lord God Almight, free at last!
Hey those are some great jokes! I have a Obama Parody Site too I think you’ll find interesting, let me know if you want to exchange some links and let me know how you like my site.
Keep up the funny work, you’re doing great
its gonna be funny when my cousins from Alabama and Mississippi shoot obama with their 12 guage shotguns!
Jonny Carson…….i like the sounda that my friend!!!
Anyone watch the “Beer Summit” dog and pony show on TV yesterday.
Officer Crowly should not have gone to the White House. Obama was only using him as pawn. Because after all, the only reason this incident became a national story, was that Obama shot off his pompous mouth without knowing the facts.
This clearly was not a racist incident.
This was a POMPOUS INCIDENT.
The police asked Gates to prove he was the home owner and Gates, full of himself refused. After all, the whole world is supposed to know that he is the pompous Professor and how dare anyone question him!
Like wise, the incompetant Obama, also a very arrogant socialist acted quite stupidly in front of the cameras and denigrated police officers.
Obama called this a “teaching moment” and refused to apologize, further eroding his credibility as being the messiah of the go between racial tensions.
This was all about the SINFUL PRIDE OF TWO men and an innocent cop trying to do his job.
Equally disturbing were death threats against the good woman who called the police, for she thought a break in was occurring.
She was simply being a good neighbor.
Intolerant and bigotted Democrats raged against her!
These hypocrites called this good woman a racist!
Unbelievable!
It is clear Democrats are evil people, who are quite REGRESSIVE in their thought processes, despite their arrogance and pompous attitudes. They are nothing but thugs.
Is it any wonder millions of Americans have stocked up on ammo in order to protect themselves from such vermin.
you want to be amused tune into michael savage or any conservative!!!!!!! i loved it when obama the magnificent used to word “stupidly” hah!
Greetings, I am Professor Pompous Ass Socialist Ass Democrat.
There are many like me. I am quite impressed with myself and you should be too. If you are not, then you are a racist! Now, lets have a teachable moment, shall we? Where are the jobs? Well…I don’t have a socialist clue! Everyone knows the stimulus plan is bogus, just a big giveaway to rich fat cat socialist Democrats like me! Now lets talk cap and trade you stupid little sheep! We need to talk the crap out of you to pay for our socialist programs. Then to really screw you over, comrad, you must sign up for government run health care! Oh the socialist glory, comrad! It really makes a tingle run up and down my hammer and sickle! So go get your ACORN thug shirts on, your jack boots and start marching to socialists songs comrad! The destruction of a free and capitalist America is over! It is time to remake the country into a socialist country, you stupid little sheep. We socialist Democrats know what is best for you! Go kick in some doors, steal their guns and drag people down to register for gvt run health care. But do not bring any old folks with you. We want them to be shovel ready, comrad! What, you don’t know what I mean, comrad? Ok, this is another teachable moment, stupid sheep! The old folks are going to do thier socialist duty and die for the collective. That’s shovel ready! After all, we have to save money on socialist security and health care. So, comrad, it is time for a new constitution, new rules for you peasants to live by and different rules for us ruling rich fat cat Democrats! So go have a beer summit, comrad, but don’t think we want to hang around a bunch of stupid sheep like you!
Obama has just created 1,000,000 new jobs to stimulate the economy! Just go on down to the union hall and sign up to attend townhall meetings across the country. They will even provide bussing! The job description includes assaulting true Americans at the meetings to prevent free speech. The more experienced will be allowed to make Americans shovel ready, comrad.
I noticed that anyone who admires Obama on this page…has horrible grammar.
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