Obama Jokes
Look, I can't resist. We've posted a few Obama Jokes already, in fact I think we've written something about Barack Obama five times in the past month. Between the 2008 US elections and all the national television spots running he's been on TV more than those annoying Subway commercials. Love or hate Barack, our readers love reading jokes [...]
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What do you get when you mix obama with common sense?
The gulf of mexico
Because as we all know oil and water don’t mix
terrible jokes only a stupid american redneck would find funny as he does his sister up the arse.
MANY PEOPLE ON THS SITE ARE IGNORANT. IGNORANCE IS VERY COMMON IN AMERICA THOUGH SO I AM NOT TOO SURPRISED. JUST THINK BEFORE YOU PUT UP RACIST COMMENTS BECAUSE NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT OBAMA, HE WILL STILL BE THE GOT DARN PRESIDENT SO STOP HATING AND RESPECT US(BLACK PEOPLE) AS HUMAN BEINGS ALSO.I KNOW YOUR ANCESTORS WERE IGNORANT AND DIDN’T KNOW BETTER, BUT WHEN YOU KNOW BETTER YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO DO BETTER, SO DO DA** BETTER!
P.S. I’M SO GLAD THAT I READ THE LITTLE NOTE ABOUT INAPPROPRIATE COMMENTS, BECAUSE IF I HAD NOT, I WOULD BE CURSING ALL OF YOU IGNORANT, WHITE PEOPLE SENSELESS RIGHT ABOUT NOW. NOW TAKE THAT AND STICK IT UP YOUR WHITE BUTTS!
I suppose you find so many ignorant people here you feel right at home Angel.
I have heard a lot worse jokes about Bush and Clinton.
Obama supporters need to get a sense of hummer. We always poke fun at the President.
PS I do loth and fear his communist agendas just the way I do Nancy, Harry and the gang. So I have a feeling that in Angel’s eyes I am a blank, blank raciest. Let me know if I am wrong.
Guys, im a Rep and I HATE Obama, this was all a set up and heres a joke- Q.Whats the difference between Obama and his dog Bo? A. Bo has papers of where he came from!!! HARR HARR
Hey to all you people who say we’re ignorant for laughing at this WONDERFUL president why were you on an Obama jokes page anyway? i will say that he has done one thing he said he would and that was make a change and not for the good
Funny thing…it doesn’t appear to me that the most racist comments I see on any of these blogs come from white people…Hmmm…just an observation.
It’s funny to hear brits support Obama. Gordon Brown was their genius, too.
5 STAAR I CLICKED THE LINKED AND MY PC FROZED AND HAD SECRUITY PROBLEMS!!!! LLLMMMMFFFAAAOOO!!!
Angel we arent making fun of obama because he is black , we make fun of him cause hes a bad president who doesnt care about the nation. He is Communist, Socialist, and didnt do anything for the service at arlington cemetary on memorial day and was at a concert sunday instead of speaking about the soldiers who died so YOU (Angel), me, and everyone else on this freakin site could live here in america in the first place. I am not trying to be racist. Some of my best friends are blacks and hispanics. So if you want to attack white people, go back to the hood with your “gangster brothers and sisters” because no one here cares what u think and of you knew the site was about obama jokes, why did you come?
That’s not racist. Watermelons are green on the outside, ‘n’ red on the inside duuh-uhh, don’t you get it?
Obama”s llama mama wears no pajamas. LOL
how is hating on obama racist when many blacks hated on bush but that wasnt racist.and dissing on obama is concidered political
Exactly! I have no problem with him cause he is black, I have a problem because he is Socialist, and calling him that is political not racist
“Exactly! I have no problem with him cause he is black, I have a problem because he is Communist, and calling him that is political not racist”
xfg
Ok Angel here is the thing, Obama is the werst person in politics. And thats saying something. Honestly you are the ignorent one becuse you think this is about being racist. I am white and 22 years old and i have had my fare share of black friends. Becuse you made a racist pass at white people so will I. You black people need to move on and stop useing the race card you have burned that one out. So pull your haed out and start thinking on your own, it sounds like you have the potential to be smart and your own person.And on a politcal note, Obama is the one that has cut this country down this far and will fall more, I thank people like you for lossing my job hve a nice day.
Angel,
You are the racist. Blaming white people for making jokes about the President. Every President the US has ever had gets joked on. Sounds like to me you just dont like white people. Racism happens both ways. It is people like you thats breeds mistrust and hate. I pray you dont have children.
Hey listen to all those Obama supporting individuals. We are entitled to our own opinion. You had yours about Bush. We’re not racist for making fun of Obama, we just think he’s a bad President same way you found Bush to be a bad President. We’re not happy with his decisions same way you were not happy with Bush’s. Did we ever accused you of being racist for making fun of Bush? Since Obama is half black it changes the whole story. Mind you his father abandoned him.
Gain a sense of humor you closed minded liberals. Learn to laugh at yourself, because if you can’t laugh at yourself you don’t deserve to laugh at anyone else.
@right on:
Of course Angel has children, she’s black.
Angel,
Now THAT was racist… stating a certian condition (sterio type) *must* be true because of race. learn the difference. We make jokes about the president because he is wrong, and that is really all we can do until election time. I would have the same low opinion of anyone who does the same crap obama does, including my parents.
Angel, it seems that everyone that recently posted a comment knows EXACTLY what they are talking about. The only racists on this site is you and your 8 kids
Oh, by the way angel, your right, ignorance is common in america. Its common from Obama supporters like you
i don’t think any of these jokes are funny and Angel nothing in the jokes are raciest towards black people so don’t discriminate agianst white people.
i really don’t understand why there is so many stereotypical views in America, people should learn to respect other peoples religion, race, gender, etc.
its not only in America, but also around the world. it is only most common in America.
and i think obama has been a pretty good president to yous and yous should be greatful that there is someone out there looking out for your rights. Keep your nasty comments to yourself ; and yes i do have a sense of humour but these jokes arent funny.
and no i do not live in America
Well Pearl, if thats what you think, then ok but you dont live in this nation so you should stay out of Americas problems. Obama doesnt look after our rights, He wants to TAKE our rights
Pearl: you say Obama has been a great president to us. while I believe he has done some good, I believe some of his beliefs to be radical. Plese don’t quote. Maybe the rest of us who work hard whose tax dollars are being used so others can sit on their ass, collect unemployment and welfare for years etc, Maybe we have attitudes. So enlighten me and don’t post stupidity, I want to hear in detail step by step why Obama is a great president because all I see is my hard earned money being taxed to the mas to bail out stupid ass people and yes, I have an attitude about it.
I want his great points pointed out to me step by step. Tell me what he has done in detail. and if you can’ do that than shut up (Not to be rude) We don’t vote for people because of race or color, we should be voting for knowledge (Note: I didn’t want McCain either) but bottom line is Obama got where he is because of his race, now he needs to prove himself as the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES Show me that and I will believe
Angel, there are plenty of other reasons to not like Obama besides his race and the fact that you are assuming the white people who don’t like Obama are racist makes you more ignorant than us all
Also take a moment to take in how I’m sure black people said white jokes about Bush and everyone else. I didn’t even think to crack a black joke about Obama until someone did before and I was like, “Um… Yeah…” And suddenly, when someone says black in conversation, its racist? One of the sucky truths in this world is that you just need to suck it up. Laugh at it. Its nothing that’s going to kill you. And, reading through these comments, its nothing that’s over the top. Its just small little “hehe” points.
And anyway… Race not considered, Obama’s too easy to make fun of. xD
You know, I see shirts every now and then that say “Born in the USA.” Then I ask myself, “Maybe thats what obama said to get into the white house.” Maybe Pearl would know since shes NOT AN AMERICAN!
my favorite joke is this one and no its not racist
-Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and into a shop. I was only there for about 5 minutes, and when I came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I said to him, ‘Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break’? He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a ‘Nazi.’ He glared at me and wrote another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a ‘doughnut eating Gestapo.’ He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he wrote a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn’t care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said, ‘I ♥ Obama.’ I try to have a little fun each day now that I’m retired. It’s important to my health.
pearl, mez knowz obama sucks.
The idea that Obama should be protected from being the butt of jokes is ridiculous. Every President has been poked fun of. If this bothers you, stop looking up joke sites. D’oh
Yes some of the jokes are racist but it has nothing to do with him being black he just happens to be black and we don’t like him if he was a mexican we’d have mexican jokes. I’d be careful of who you call ignorant, I mean look how well your leaders doing, How much more in debt are we?
Hey Angel I just want to tell you that if I want a black man in the WH he better be 100% BLACK with some real slave blood maybe someone like Lt Col Allen West would be perfect. Oh and by the way it’s BO’s white half I don’t like!
I got a good joke…
Q: If Obama fixes the oil spill in the Gulf would it be considered a nigerig
We are living in a transition period right now Angel, and others like you should start to relize this. In the past 30 years a black used to be able to say “racist!” About anything And whites would shut up thinkin feelings were hurt. Well, those days are OVER. White people elected Obama. NOT blacks and whites are SICK AND TIRED of blacks pulling the race card. It just don’t work anymore. We just don’t give a shit because blacks have been pulling the shit for FAR too long for the WRONG reasons. With my job I speak to Hundreds of people every week and lemme tall ya’ people are sick of the race card, and they are sick of Obama. YES he is a socialist, YES his vision of america goes against everything I believe and SERVED for. The next time someone tells a non racist Obama joke and a Black pulls the race card- CHALLENGE THEM. Get this shit done and over with so we can be all americans, “african american” what a joke, should I call myself a Scottish American? No.. Blacks fuel racism more now than whites and that is the truth. Keep the Obama jokes coming. I LOVE this site, and its my first time posting, but everytime I see the race card pulled at the wrong time I will challenge it. I fought in Somolia when I was a kid. If the blacks seen that place they would drop the “african” before American REAL FAST.
Great site, back OFF with the dumb ass race card shit. Its ok for the scumbag Kanye West to say “bush dont like white people” to millions of people and not get challenged, but someone tells an Obama joke and Blacks say Racist? yea…we SEE where the racism comes from. Bush did more for blacks than obama ever will….well, at least without STEALING from other americans to give them free cell phones.
Whites are done with it. Whites elected Obama..NOT blacks. And he is a disaster. Worst President ever…WORSE than Carter and that is REAL hard to beat but he is doin it.
Haha black people suck and are dumb and 90% are in a gang and live off welfare and they whine about rascism but they are probably more rascist i say if you dont like it gtfo of my country, and bring back slavery.
listen up racistguy, Racism is a crime, and crimes are for minorities lol Obama and Pelosi are on a sinking ship, who will be saved first? AMERICA!!!
Bo was not Obamas first dog, he had a blue tick but it kept chasin michelle so he had to get rid of it
How many beers does it take Obama to get drunk?
Muslims don’t drink.
Why couldnt Obama Make a speech in Georgia?
When he got on the stage the farmers kept callin out bids.
Why does Obama have a flat nose?
Thats where God put his foot to pull his tail off
Angel, you are most like to be married to a negro or a person of colour
WOW! Am i the only one who thinks it is funny that if a white person makes fun of Obama they are racist HELLOOOOOOOOOO his MAMA is WHITE so if an african american makes fun of him they are just as guilty of being racist towards white people. I LOVE BLACK AND WHITE people they make the most pretty kids. ok one of the most
Angel, we are sorry you have to be black. It’s not fair. It’s our fault. More specifically, it’s George Bush’s fault. But there are so MANY ignorant white people. That’s a lot of butts to kick. You had better bring some of your welfare friends. You know, the big, fat, loud, lazy, gum-chewing, head-bobbin’, tv-watchin’, corn-bread-eatin’, materialistic, fat (yes, I said fat twice), ugly black women. We know you’re available. Wif no job and no man (they’re locked up, on the down low, or with white women), what better way to spend your time? After eating at Taco Bell and shopping at Wal Mart, that is. Much love.
I heard Ellen Degeneres died. They found her face down on Ricki Lake.
What I find funny is if there was a “WET” – “White Entertainment Telivision” it would be racist…but it’s ok for BET. If a white comedian makes black jokes they are racist…but its ok for black comedians. If we have an all white college…its racist. If there were a million white men marching in washington…it would be a racial march. I could keep going but I’m sure you get the picture. Have a nice day everyone
If anyone is interested go look up the video “what Obama doesn’t want you to know”. pretty interesting stuff. Kinda scary actually
OKAY. Ive read threw all of these commets, and on my opinion, no offence, president obama is a horrible president. i am a student, and last year we were leaning about him, and recived a book about him. I thought to myself threw the lesson, WHAT!?!?!!! We also talked about the health care bill, (that i also dont agree with, and i honestly think he is a good guy, i think he means well, but hes not DOING well. After history class, me and my friends were talking about the lesson, and we started thinking about how our grandchildren are going to be learning about obama, and how were going to tell them what a horrible president he was, and honestly, he really isnt a good leader, and im the kind of person that dosnt care what people say, so say whatever you want, but my opinion is that he is a HORRIBLE leader to our country. PEARL: You honestly think obama is a good president?????!?!1?!?!
For all of you that think obama is the first black president your wrong.He is half white.if all of the other presidents were black then obama came along we wouldnt be saying its our first white president!
Q:have you heard about the new mcdonalds obama value meal.
A:get what ever you want and the guy behind you in line has to pay for it!