Nymphomaniacs of America
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his.
Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, “Business trip or pleasure?” She turned, smiled and said, “Business. I’m going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Chicago.”
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs.Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, “What’s your business role at this convention?”
“Lecturer,” she responded. “I use information that Ihave learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.”
“Really?” he said. “And what kind of myths are there?”
“Well, she explained, “one popular myth is that African American men are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.
Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Jewish descent who are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck.”
Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. “I’m sorry,” she said, “I shouldn’t really be discussing all of this with you. I don’t even know your name.”
“Tonto,” the man said, “Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba.”
What'd You Think?


(36 votes, average: 3.92 out of 5)
June 4th, 2008 at 4:02 am
Why the hell yall ben recordin my conversations?!
March 24th, 2008 at 11:25 pm
hahahahaha thats hilarious
December 14th, 2007 at 11:22 am
I think this joke is freakn hilarious! And it’s a part of life! Men say what you want to hear so they can get laid!
December 5th, 2007 at 11:17 am
dat wuz like so chupid i mean like ew ew ew ew an 4 da idiot dat wrote it get a life
November 13th, 2007 at 11:59 am
Dude omg… wtf…zomg… ima chargin ma lazer… ima firin ma lazer… ima rapin ma babies
November 1st, 2007 at 4:06 pm
whoever wrote this joke is a genius
October 7th, 2007 at 10:43 am
wow, that’s my real name!!!
September 25th, 2007 at 8:00 pm
hahhahaahaha! that was funny!
August 23rd, 2007 at 4:15 pm
hahahahaha that waz funny
August 22nd, 2007 at 11:00 pm
Wow lol that was funny if you’re smart enough
Tonto-Native American
Goldstein-Traditional Jewish name
Bubba- TOTALLY REDNECK
August 19th, 2007 at 5:56 pm
its a bit wierd i dont really get it?!! lol
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August 9th, 2007 at 9:12 pm
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