No To Drugs
Two young boys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court on Friday before the judge. The judge said, “You seem like nice young boys, and I’d like to give you a second chance rather than some hard jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and get them to give up drugs forever. I’ll see you back in court on Monday morning, bright and early.”
The two boys where in court that Monday morning, and the judge asked the first one, “So, How did you do over the weekend?”
“Well, your honor,” he replied, “I persuaded 22 people to give up drugs forever.”
“22 people? That’s amazing. How’d you accomplish such a feat?”
“I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles and told them the big circle is your brain before drugs, and the small circle is your brain after drugs.”
“That’s admirable,” said the judge.
“And you, how did you do?” he asked the second boy.
“Well, your honor, I persuaded 214 people to give up drugs forever.”
“214 people! That’s unbelieveable! How on earth did you manage to do that?”
“Well, I used a similar approach,” he answered. “I drew a large and a small circle. Pointing to the small circle, I said, this is your asshole before you go to prison………..”
What'd You Think?
(116 votes, average: 4.45 out of 5)
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October 15th, 2007 at 9:38 am
Beautiful! I should try this where I live.
October 15th, 2007 at 11:09 am
wow
October 29th, 2007 at 4:51 pm
HAHA…thats f**king awsome!!!!!!
October 31st, 2007 at 6:10 pm
ouch burnt
November 2nd, 2007 at 5:18 pm
that is so funnie, it’s wrong but right
November 5th, 2007 at 7:14 pm
I don’t get it!!??
November 5th, 2007 at 10:31 pm
because normally in jail all the men end up getting f*cked in the ass by their cellmates.
November 6th, 2007 at 9:41 am
Heh heh I tried it at an anti drug thing for school! It works just great! HAHAHA!
November 7th, 2007 at 11:50 am
NICE!!!!
November 10th, 2007 at 6:55 pm
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 10th, 2007 at 9:55 pm
gr8 joke… not as good as un with cops though
November 20th, 2007 at 7:07 am
itz simply gr8. HAHAHA
November 22nd, 2007 at 4:31 pm
dats funny wered u learn dat from laboricua ur dad perhaps maybe he got screwed up d ass in prison
December 11th, 2007 at 3:28 am
wow, great joke.
And can’t anyone here spell?!
January 12th, 2008 at 12:05 pm
[...] Drugs, actually the prescribed one’s are being sold in a huge amount each day with increasing no. of patients and more demand on the drugs which are prescribed by the doctors. Drugs include both prescription and nonprescription pharmaceuticals of which the prescription drugs such as canada drugs are the more safer and better to use ones. A certain disorders like Osteoporosis, Breast Cancer, Diabetes and Hypertension can be reduced or can be brought to a safer level by these prescribed drugs. [...]
February 7th, 2008 at 6:39 pm
Well, I am never going to use drugs! At least, I hope never to. We never know the future.
February 15th, 2008 at 12:03 pm
tell it to your kids,nephews,everybody especially, your kids
April 7th, 2008 at 6:45 am
funny, but some i don’t understand
April 7th, 2008 at 7:05 am
nice joke
April 14th, 2008 at 11:22 pm
so, im gay, but I never get laid….
I wonder if i should do drugs then, and get caught by the cops….
April 30th, 2008 at 1:36 pm
NICE ONE