No To Drugs
Two young boys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court on Friday before the judge. The judge said, "You seem like nice young boys, and I'd like to give you a second chance rather than some hard jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and get them to give up drugs forever. I'll see you back in court on Monday morning, bright and early."
The two boys where in court that Monday morning, and the judge asked the first one, "So, How did you do over the weekend?"
"Well, your honor," he replied, "I persuaded 22 people to give up drugs forever."
"22 people? That's amazing. How'd you accomplish such a feat?"
"I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles and told them the big circle is your brain before drugs, and the small circle is your brain after drugs."
"That's admirable," said the judge.
"And you, how did you do?" he asked the second boy.
"Well, your honor, I persuaded 214 people to give up drugs forever."
"214 people! That's unbelieveable! How on earth did you manage to do that?"
"Well, I used a similar approach," he answered. "I drew a large and a small circle. Pointing to the small circle, I said, this is your asshole before you go to prison..........."
What'd You Think?
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Beautiful! I should try this where I live.
wow
HAHA…thats f**king awsome!!!!!!
ouch burnt
that is so funnie, it’s wrong but right
I don’t get it!!??
because normally in jail all the men end up getting f*cked in the ass by their cellmates.
Heh heh I tried it at an anti drug thing for school! It works just great! HAHAHA!
NICE!!!!
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
gr8 joke… not as good as un with cops though
itz simply gr8. HAHAHA
dats funny wered u learn dat from laboricua ur dad perhaps maybe he got screwed up d ass in prison
wow, great joke.
And can’t anyone here spell?!
[...] Drugs, actually the prescribed one’s are being sold in a huge amount each day with increasing no. of patients and more demand on the drugs which are prescribed by the doctors. Drugs include both prescription and nonprescription pharmaceuticals of which the prescription drugs such as canada drugs are the more safer and better to use ones. A certain disorders like Osteoporosis, Breast Cancer, Diabetes and Hypertension can be reduced or can be brought to a safer level by these prescribed drugs. [...]
Well, I am never going to use drugs! At least, I hope never to. We never know the future.
tell it to your kids,nephews,everybody especially, your kids
funny, but some i don’t understand
nice joke
so, im gay, but I never get laid….
I wonder if i should do drugs then, and get caught by the cops….
NICE ONE
Friggen awesum yo…… This made me laugh…almost got caught @ work LOL!! I’m tell this to my Bro now hahahah…maybe he’ll listen to me about the effectz of drugz and the consequences too!!
Haha, niice
personaly i use some drugs
but not heavy ones and not since i have gotton prego i love u justin
and this joke was funny lol
dont drop the soap
“jonnieq says:
so, im gay, but I never get laid….
I wonder if i should do drugs then, and get caught by the cops….“
NO NO NO NO NO.
You don`t have to do drugs, they will destroy you first, and plus your dick won`t get up anymore, so I hear, I know an alcoholic person, and he can`t hold a glass of water, that`s what alcohol did to him. I know you were prolly just joking, but I`m sure, you can find someone to sleep with, without doing drugs, or drinking alcohol. Good luck in finding someone. Sorry, i`m kinda sensitive about addictions, cause I know what they can do to a person. It`s horrible.
Aaanyway, ….otherwise, great joke.
rada is gay
rada is gay!
Yup, you got me.
JONNIEQ AND RADA ARE FAGGINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND SHOULD GO TO JAIL TOGETHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UP D AZZ
Ms.PREgo y do I have a feelin u jst got knocked up cuz u were using drugs? Rada u go girl! I luved the joke!