No Nativity Scene This Year


This just in, hot off the presses. After a lengthy court battle and millions of dollars spent lobbying, the Supreme Court has ruled that there will not be a Nativity Scene in the United States capital this Christmas season.

Contrary to popular belief, this isn’t for any religious reason. Congress simply has not been able to find three wise men and a virgin at the Nation’s capitol.

There was no problem, however, finding enough asses to fill the stable.

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No Nativity Scene This Year was written by F&J Staff on Tuesday, December 11th, 2007 at 5:36 pm. It was filed under Jokes, News, Political Jokes, Religious Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the Comments RSS feed. You may also be interested in reading ,  Redneck Christmas,  Potty Mouths For Breakfast,  So You Want A Day Off?,  Window Pain,  Eighty Year Old Virgin.


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3 Responses to “No Nativity Scene This Year”

  1. lazeena Says:
    February 20th, 2008 at 3:09 pm

    stinks don’t like it out of 100% i give 0%
    not funny

  2. Literate_Person Says:
    March 5th, 2008 at 2:01 pm

    Great joke. Those politicians in Washington are real asses.

  3. Black Mamba TruAfrican Says:
    April 22nd, 2008 at 8:09 am

    Literate-Person, you’ll never walk alone

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