No More Floppy Lips


A sexually active woman told her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment, she insisted that the surgery be kept asecret, and the surgeon agreed.

Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery, she found 3 roses carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she calls in the doctor. 'I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!'

The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality, and that the first rose was from him. 'I felt sad because you went through this all by yourself. The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and empathized because she had the same procedure done some time ago.'

'And what about the third rose?' she asked. 'That's from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears.'

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No More Floppy Lips was written by F&J Staff on Friday, August 29th, 2008 at 7:23 amin Dirty Jokes, Female Jokes, Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Sacrifices , My Dog’s Name Was Sex , Embarrassing Medical Exams (Submitted By Doctors) , A Great Flood , Blonde Education Department .


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