Niece and Nephew
A pregnant woman from Washington, D.C. gets in a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly six months, when she wakes up she sees that she is no longer pregnant and frantically asks the doctor about her baby.
The doctor replies, “Ma’am you had twins! A boy and a girl. Your brother from Maryland came in and named them.”
The woman thinks to herself, “No, not my brother… he’s an idiot!”
She asks the doctor, “Well, what’s the girl’s name?”
“Denise.”
“Wow, that’s not a bad name, I like it! What’s the boy’s name?”
“Denephew.”
What'd You Think?
(53 votes, average: 3.68 out of 5)
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September 20th, 2007 at 1:01 am
thats funny and stupid all at once
September 20th, 2007 at 1:06 am
darn. dumb but laughable.
September 20th, 2007 at 9:51 am
well, takes a little while b4 u get it. otherwise stupid and funny.
September 20th, 2007 at 3:45 pm
^o) ,, wats funny abar tht lyk
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September 21st, 2007 at 4:05 am
took me a minute to get it, but
September 23rd, 2007 at 8:52 am
i like it!!!
September 26th, 2007 at 10:33 pm
haha thats stupid!! gotta laugh though!!
September 28th, 2007 at 9:08 am
that sounds like something my relatives would do. lol
September 28th, 2007 at 2:22 pm
that was messed up
October 2nd, 2007 at 9:27 am
stupid but it got a chuckle!
October 5th, 2007 at 9:40 am
its amazingly stupid but at the same time it made me lol
October 8th, 2007 at 2:06 pm
stupid rip off of the Ali G joke dumbass
October 27th, 2007 at 6:46 pm
I HAVE HEARD THIS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MANY TIMES IT’S GETTING OLD!!!!
November 16th, 2007 at 7:24 pm
LMAOO
thats kinda funny!!
November 27th, 2007 at 2:15 am
it’s a stupid joke and no one can’t laugh on it
December 13th, 2007 at 12:24 pm
pretty cool when you get the hang of it
March 24th, 2008 at 12:23 am
wow
girls are idiots!!!!!!!
Q.why did the women cross the road?
A.the real question is why is she out of the house