Niece and Nephew
A pregnant woman from Washington, D.C. gets in a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly six months, when she wakes up she sees that she is no longer pregnant and frantically asks the doctor about her baby.
The doctor replies, "Ma'am you had twins! A boy and a girl. Your brother from Maryland came in and named them."
The woman thinks to herself, "No, not my brother... he's an idiot!"
She asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?"
"Denise."
"Wow, that's not a bad name, I like it! What's the boy's name?"
"Denephew."
What'd You Think?
(114 votes, average: 3.96 out of 5)
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thats funny and stupid all at once
darn. dumb but laughable.
well, takes a little while b4 u get it. otherwise stupid and funny.
^o) ,, wats funny abar tht lyk
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took me a minute to get it, but
i like it!!!
haha thats stupid!! gotta laugh though!!
that sounds like something my relatives would do. lol
that was messed up
stupid but it got a chuckle!
its amazingly stupid but at the same time it made me lol
stupid rip off of the Ali G joke dumbass
I HAVE HEARD THIS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MANY TIMES IT’S GETTING OLD!!!!
LMAOO
thats kinda funny!!
it’s a stupid joke and no one can’t laugh on it
pretty cool when you get the hang of it
wow
girls are idiots!!!!!!!
Q.why did the women cross the road?
A.the real question is why is she out of the house
lol probs sumfin i wood do……NOT…..wat a dumbass
it’ll be funnier of the brother was a redneck.
lol whack bro
it should not denise but deniece according to the title, should it?
But if it looked from the utterance side that joke it’s allright
Sweetyfifi_82 – most people know how to spell Denise, but they probably had to ask him how to spell Denephew. Don’t read so much into the joke, you ruin it that way.
I D0n really get this j0ke can any 0ne tell me? =\
ROFL.. that made me laugh unexpectedly..
JAJAJAJAJA LMAO KNOW THATS FUKIN FUNNY
laughable