Niece and Nephew


A pregnant woman from Washington, D.C. gets in a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly six months, when she wakes up she sees that she is no longer pregnant and frantically asks the doctor about her baby.

The doctor replies, “Ma’am you had twins! A boy and a girl. Your brother from Maryland came in and named them.”

The woman thinks to herself, “No, not my brother… he’s an idiot!”

She asks the doctor, “Well, what’s the girl’s name?”

“Denise.”

“Wow, that’s not a bad name, I like it! What’s the boy’s name?”

“Denephew.”

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17 Responses to “Niece and Nephew”

  1. Pinkey Says:

    thats funny and stupid all at once

  2. zar Says:

    darn. dumb but laughable.

  3. rose Says:

    well, takes a little while b4 u get it. otherwise stupid and funny.

  4. Caitlin!* Says:

    ^o) ,, wats funny abar tht lyk :| ?

  5. Vala Says:

    took me a minute to get it, but

  6. krazy k Says:

    i like it!!!

  7. amy Says:

    haha thats stupid!! gotta laugh though!!

  8. Amberly kay Says:

    that sounds like something my relatives would do. lol

  9. joe Says:

    that was messed up

  10. erica Says:

    stupid but it got a chuckle!

  11. spitflare Says:

    its amazingly stupid but at the same time it made me lol

  12. Luke Says:

    stupid rip off of the Ali G joke dumbass

  13. LoserFace Says:

    I HAVE HEARD THIS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MANY TIMES IT’S GETTING OLD!!!!

  14. fatima Says:

    LMAOO
    thats kinda funny!!

  15. ayahmed Says:

    it’s a stupid joke and no one can’t laugh on it

  16. seri Says:

    pretty cool when you get the hang of it

  17. i'm so cool Says:

    wow
    girls are idiots!!!!!!!
    Q.why did the women cross the road?
    A.the real question is why is she out of the house

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