Nice Bycicle
A little boy was riding his bicycle to school when a policeman stopped him.
"That's a nice bicycle you've got there," said the policeman. "Did Santa give it to you?"
"Yes," replied the little boy.
"Next time, could you ask Santa to put a red reflector on the back, because I'm going to give you a ticket."
The little [...]

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Wow nice language for a kid
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and i heard this one before but it was weiner! same site!
very funny! even my mouth wasn’t that f*ckn bad when i was little! Hey i never said it wasn’t bad now!
oh……….my………….gosh…………….
kids cuss all the time! im 14 and i started cussing @11. and that was in a nice neighborhood…
LOL * LAUGHING*
Wow I’m bored and some of these jokes aren’t cutting it .