Nice Bycicle


A little boy was riding his bicycle to school when a policeman stopped him.

"That's a nice bicycle you've got there," said the policeman. "Did Santa give it to you?"

"Yes," replied the little boy.

"Next time, could you ask Santa to put a red reflector on the back, because I'm going to give you a ticket."

The little looked at the policeman's horse, and said:

"Nice horse, did Santa give it to you?"

The policeman laughed, and said:

"Yes."

"Then next time could you ask him to put the dick UNDER the horse instead of ON it."

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Nice Bycicle was written by F&J Staff on Thursday, June 21st, 2007 at 11:36 amin Jokes, Little Johnny Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Something Nice For Dad, Nice Catch, Mounted Police, Bragging Rights, Hung Like A Horse (Moral).


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