News Headlines From The Year 2037
Alright I admit, we're getting a little ahead of ourselves here but what the heck. I took a ride on a time machine the other day and snagged a newspaper from the local vending machine (actually my future self did as I didn't have an ID chip implanted yet). Here's the scoop on what's going [...]
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News Headlines From The Year 2037
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FCC requires Viagra commercials must be limited to a maximum of 55 minutes of every hour.
Apple introduces the next generation device, the iBrain, and reduces the older iHead by $1 million.
President George Y. Bush says victory is near and troop reduction in Iraq should begin by spring of next year.
Yes, I can see the future.
Really!
Tatiana Farfafina of the Fiji will visit the US next June.
Former President Hillary Clinton is released from federal prison after serving term for Tax Evasion and fraud. she was convicted of converting 1.36 Billion Dollars from her Campaign fund to paying off Bills Bimbos.
Because of global warming, the snow cap of Florida’s only snow capped mountain continues to recede, snow is being imported from Siberia, to Mount Perry, Florida to make up for the shortage and extend the ski season on our beloved Mount Perry.
President Bill Clinton passes away today. His final words were, “I f***ed ‘em all, and I inhaled…”
Supreme Court rules that Americans are allowed to keep palm sized rocks and spears. NRA expresses great satisfaction with the ruling.
Super Bowl XXCML half time show to feature live sex and pit bull fights.
mini me finally reaches the height of 3′ 7 3/4”.
mark, f*ck you!
I love gals,coz i love sex!! I’m horny can any of u gals help me plz?