I bought a new Lincoln Aviator but had to return it to the dealer the next day because I couldn’t get the dang radio to work. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated, I just didn't know how to work it. He offered to show me how.
"Nelson," the salesman said to the radio. [...]
Newfangled Lincoln Radio
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Newfangled Lincoln Radio was written by F&J Staff on Sunday, July 29th, 2007 at 10:40 amin Jokes, Political Jokes.
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whoever wrote this joke is surely:
a)a republican.
b)a dumb jerk.
and C)a uneducated illiterate.
I had to read this a couple times to make sure i read it right but, yeah, all i can ditinguish is that if I said ass hole to my radio, whoever wrote this would come on!!
Lillian,
Don’t get mad if you didn’t understand the joke, It’s Ok! Now let’s talk about illiterate… Can you mention the position each of those names hold? Or can you mention the counterpart of each one of those within the Republican party?
Maddy,
You didn’t understand it either, read it three or four more times!!!
Politics aside… this joke is simply not funny.
I found this quite humorous actually. Politics aside…hell it wouldn’t be funny if you put politics aside
u dont shout ass holes!
its a couple of kids who run out in front of the car and u shout “fucking kids!” and michal jackson comes on
Lol the last two people are funny
] Joe and Auberiah
i thought it was a horrible joke. it was not funny at all and yes i did understand it.
The joke wasn’t funny, but joe was
i found something amusing in Lillian’s and Edwin’s comments
Lillians: a uneducated illiterate
it seems like they aren’t the only uneducated person here…
Edwin, illiterate means unable to read and/or write, not stupid
i found “a uneducated” person