Newfangled Lincoln Radio
I bought a new Lincoln Aviator but had to return it to the dealer the next day because I couldn’t get the dang radio to work. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated, I just didn't know how to work it. He offered to show me how.
"Nelson," the salesman said to the radio. The Radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?" "Willie!" he continued and "On The Road Again" began playing from the speakers. Then the salesman said, "Ray Charles!", and in an instant "Georgia On My Mind" replaced Willie Nelson.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I’d say, "Beethoven," I’d get beautiful classical music, and if I said, "Beatles," I’d get one of their awesome songs.
Yesterday, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but I swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled, “Ass Holes!" out of frustration.
Immediately the French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Barbara Streisand, backed up by Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks, with John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on harmonica, Nancy Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons, Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy on scotch. Amazing.
What'd You Think?
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whoever wrote this joke is surely:
a)a republican.
b)a dumb jerk.
and C)a uneducated illiterate.
I had to read this a couple times to make sure i read it right but, yeah, all i can ditinguish is that if I said ass hole to my radio, whoever wrote this would come on!!
Lillian,
Don’t get mad if you didn’t understand the joke, It’s Ok! Now let’s talk about illiterate… Can you mention the position each of those names hold? Or can you mention the counterpart of each one of those within the Republican party?
Maddy,
You didn’t understand it either, read it three or four more times!!!
Politics aside… this joke is simply not funny.
I found this quite humorous actually. Politics aside…hell it wouldn’t be funny if you put politics aside
u dont shout ass holes!
its a couple of kids who run out in front of the car and u shout “fucking kids!” and michal jackson comes on
Lol the last two people are funny
] Joe and Auberiah
i thought it was a horrible joke. it was not funny at all and yes i did understand it.
The joke wasn’t funny, but joe was
i found something amusing in Lillian’s and Edwin’s comments
Lillians: a uneducated illiterate
it seems like they aren’t the only uneducated person here…
Edwin, illiterate means unable to read and/or write, not stupid
i found “a uneducated” person